As for you...who cares. You are an overpaid waitress. Anyone can do your job.<quoted text> Poor guys, they must be under so much stress! Get some kleenex for me too!
"Would you like your soda in a can or in a glass?" "Oh, I am sorry, I can't make change for your 5 dollar bill". "Trash? Trash? Trash?". Yeah...real hard job you have.