Amused Slew wrote:
cons mantra-
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
Every morning just before breakfast
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser
That's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's
And his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
My turn:
I'm a Liberal to the very last,
When I speak it sounds like passing gas.
I'm a liberal the live long day,
I'm not very attractive so I marry gay.
I'm a Liberal you should know,
don't try reason 'cause I'm really slow.
I'm a Liberal when I make my case,
I tend to play the card based upon race.
I'm a Liberal pretending to care,
as long as only the rich pay their fair share.
I'm a Liberal as plain to see,
I don't care about the Land of the Free.
I'm a Liberal afraid of the facts,
the only answer is to raise up a tax.
I'm a Liberal right from the start,
you probaly noticed, I'm not very smart.
I am a Liberal that drinks all alone,
lacking compassion, in an empty home.
I am a Liberal who loves a good schism,
the best tool to use is good old socialism.
I am a Liberal for that I am glad,
O'Bamacare with treat me because I am mad.
I am a Liberal tried and true,
I have what I have 'cause I took it from you!