Gun/Nuke NUT-So Logic ??? Sure, whatever ?
Posted in the Robbinsdale Forum
#1 Feb 13, 2013
(The Borowitz Report)Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, has issued the following letter to the citizens of the world:
Dear World People:
For decades, North Korea was threatened by hostile foes with nuclear weapons. With our safety constantly at risk from violent intruders, we asked: How can we possibly defend ourselves? In the immortal words of my dad, the glorious Kim Jong-il:The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.
I sleep safely at night knowing that a loaded nuclear silo is as close as the launch button on my nightstand. And now I understand what Dad, in his genius, instinctively knew: that the world will not be truly safe until every nation has nuclear weapons.
Perhaps because these weapons are so necessary to our defense, the U.S. government, with its lapdogs at the United Nations, is plotting to take them away from us. But as Dad used to say,When they come for our nukes .
That is why today I am founding the Nuclear Retaliation Association to defend the sovereign right of every nation on the planet to engulf that planet in a hellish inferno. If you join today, we will waive the initiation fee and send you this bumper sticker:Nuclear weapons dont kill people. People kill people who dont have nuclear weapons.
Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowit...
#3 Feb 13, 2013
Hey, nobody noticed faulty gun nut logic ?? Guess, it's the normal chicken hearts ...
Add your comments below
|Global warming 'undeniable,' scientists say (Jul '10)||3 hr||LIbEralS||35,561|
|Liberal top 10 list||15 hr||LIbEralS||2|
|Fridley Man Charged With Attempted Murder After...||Tue||Zom Associate||20|
|Can't manage the gov & NOT honest or trustworthy (Nov '13)||Tue||LIbEralS||517|
|BERNIE sells out!||Tue||LIbEralS||10|
|Wisconsin girl who drowned in Crystal identified (Aug '08)||Oct '15||Anonymous||8|
|Rail expansion plans anger and surprise in nort... (Sep '15)||Sep '15||cowboy chris||2|
Find what you want!
Search Robbinsdale Forum Now
Copyright © 2016 Topix LLC