10 Things to Do While Visiting Wytheville, Virginia

Dec 18, 2009 Full story: Associated Content 52

Wytheville, Virginia is a tranquil southern town. It has around 8,000 residents.

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utopia

Charlottesville, VA

#44 Sep 23, 2011
jerry wrote:
1. Get run over by a drunk judge.
2. Get taken to court for being in front of the drunken judge.
3. Stop by the post office to get shot by someone else who just came from court with there head swimming.
3. Comp a bag from the county cops.
4. Go to china for a girl with the rest of the judges.
5. Talk about each other.
6. Halt progress.
7. Be part of the biggest STD drive since the 20's
8. Get caught in a speed trap.
9. Overdose with a county cop only you go to jail.
10. look for a way out
This is so true!!
The Truth Is-

Palmyra, VA

#45 Oct 3, 2011
Shane Funk is a closet homosexual. His pent up sexual frustration is filtered thru by hating cops.
Lita

Charlottesville, VA

#46 Oct 21, 2011
wrathchild3777 wrote:
Also, dont ride through town after 11PM. I live near Saltville, so Wythville is not far away. One night I was just out riding around lost in my thoughts and ended up in Wythville. Now abit of background..I am not a teenager, hell I am knocking on 40 real fast. I am a family man who has never been in trouble with the law (cept for a few traffic tickets) I am a State employee etc. So anyways, I am going up mainstreet when I get blue lighted. I pull over and ask what is wrong, I am told to "hush, I am asking the questions" I am asked for my license, registration etc. asked what I was doing (I replied riding around) then was told that you could not ride around in town limits after 10pm. WOW, anyway, I pulled out after bieng "warned" and rode around some more, I was pulled over after 5 minutes and was told "thought I told you to leave town" to which I said 'yes you did, but i am doing nothing wrong and I can ride around if I want to. He then told me i had 2 minutes to hit the interstate or go to jail after a good ass kicking for resisting arrest. I took the hint and haven't been back to Wythville in along time.....although now that I have video on my cell phone perhaps it is time to cruise abit more....
Bull shit! Is it haloween already?

Since: May 10

Rooted in Reality

#47 Oct 23, 2011
Lita wrote:
<quoted text>Bull shit! Is it haloween already?
I agree, that registered a 10 on the B/S meter. Love the name btw.
wonderbat

Brookneal, VA

#48 Oct 24, 2011
Gee. All these negative comments. Why don't you move away? Please.
Former LEO

Charlottesville, VA

#49 Oct 24, 2011
The Shane Funk wrote:
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Yea I got it a long time ago. You should do a little homework and yes anything involving those bastards usually is a felony. Ha bitch I said it again I hate a cop. I hate cops. I hate cops. I hate cops. Now stop dragging me in your shit because I hate cops so bad I get ill discussing them.
I think the Govt. is going to plant a tree at his mail box so he can sit in the shade while waiting on his check.
Bored

Radford, VA

#50 Oct 29, 2011
Former LEO wrote:
<quoted text> I think the Govt. is going to plant a tree at his mail box so he can sit in the shade while waiting on his check.
HaHaHaHaHa! I love it! He's working the system like he runs that mouth!
Honest Abe

Charlottesville, VA

#51 Oct 30, 2011
Sell pencils on the corner of 4th and Main.
Lakesha

Charlottesville, VA

#52 Oct 31, 2011
Sit at the Mildew barber shop and watch people get hair cuts.
Joe Blow

Charlottesville, VA

#53 May 19, 2014
Get Real wrote:
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Yeah right, I`d rather be in Marion. I went to college up there, you couldn`t give me a house there.
No one is offering. I'm glad you are not here. Wer don't tolerate trash.
Joe Blow

Charlottesville, VA

#54 May 19, 2014
Former LEO wrote:
<quoted text> I think the Govt. is going to plant a tree at his mail box so he can sit in the shade while waiting on his check.
We hope you don't get as ill as you are ugly or there is no hope for you.
leosmd

Charlottesville, VA

#55 May 20, 2014
Joe Blow wrote:
<quoted text> We hope you don't get as ill as you are ugly or there is no hope for you.
You can hope he stumbles out in front of a car on Holston Road

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