Kids drink bleach to beat drug test

The Baldwin County Sheriff's Office says within the last week, three juveniles say they drank bleach, hoping it would help them pass their drug tests.

[DJ McCamey]

that is wack

[AFPJ]

Forrest said" Dumb is as dumb does!!!!!!

[AEP]

They should have used Oxyclean

[Shacara]

AEP wrote:

They should have used Oxyclean

No they shouldn't have did drugs at all PERIOD! if they didn't take the drugs no need to be a dumbass and swallow bleach at all, I know this girl who said that this has worked and she passed every test they gave her I say this is just STUPID and she will regret this!

[JIM]

STUPID, DON'T DO DRUGS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRY TO MASK THEM. I DON'T KIDS OF TO-DAY. IF THEY WANT TO SHORTEN THERE LIFE THAT'S UP TO THEM. BUT DRINK BLEACH THAT IS STUPID. BETTER STAY OFF OF THE INTERNET, IF THAT'S WHERE THEY GOT THE IDEA////

[STP]

LMAO..wow.

[MAJUANA_LOVE]

dRUGS HAHAHAHAH SILLY SILLY PEOPLE

[DapperDave]

How stupid can you be?

Don't these idiots know that it's battery acid that erases any traces of drugs from your system?

Unleaded gasoline will do the trick as well, but it must be at least 90 octane.

[Joe]

What really works if you want to know, is to eat the flowers of the oleander plant lots of them,they will negate all signs of drugs.

[Stephanie]

omg.... are they serios drinking bleach??? they should guve all the idiots in the world bleach and let them all go and kill themselves!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAH

[Tee]

Joe wrote:

What really works if you want to know, is to eat the flowers of the oleander plant lots of them,they will negate all signs of drugs.

Oleander plants are highly toxic.... not smart.

[Proud Mexican-American]

That's why he said that, Tee....

[Lea]

there's not enough humidity in AZ to support sarcasm, Mex-Am. Tee may never understand. ;)

[Proud Mexican-American]

It still makes me laugh to read it though... XD

[shreeet]

ummm forest deffiantly said stupid is as stupid does u idiot!!

AFPJ wrote:

Forrest said" Dumb is as dumb does!!!!!!

[Justin]

Vector, who are you to judge anyone. What a hot headed jerk

[Joe Schmo]

Not a good idea to suggest eating poison on a board like this. There are a lot of ignorant people out there that may not understand that you're just being sarcastic. Even if you don't like kids that use drugs, I don't think you would want someones' death weighing on your conscience.

[cre-cre]

the sure fire way to rid the body of illegals is to blow your brains out and request creamation in your suicide note!!! works everytime ;)

[Tamar]

first of all to all you people who are like omg dont do drugs in the first place, F YOU! if kids want to do drugs who gives a fuck, drugs are here, they aren't dissapearing any time soon so if you're going to do drugs you might as well do them in the privacy of your own home.
Second of all to the kids, this was a retarded ass idea considering all you would have to do is drink around a gallon of water an hr before the test, the mass amount of water would dilute your piss and you would be pissing straight water.

[Ivy]

Vector wrote:

The truth is, if they ingest bleach, it harms their body and shortens their life. If they do drugs, it shortens their life.
Big deal, if they are that sorry, we are better off without them. They will just become a marker in a cemetery. No big loss.

You are an asshole. Why the f@*% do you search for forums to give your sh!tty two cents. No one wants to hear it. no duh im not gonna swallow bleach. Cultures have smoked cannabis since BC. quit being narrow minded just cause the nun at your catholic school slapped your sorry ass too many times.