I dunt know

Whittier, CA

#1 Nov 17, 2012
Hey goobers, what does goober mean?
Eric 2016

Dawsonville, GA

#2 Nov 17, 2012
I dunt know wrote:
Hey goobers, what does goober mean?
Look in the mirror.
Mr Sunshine

Whittier, CA

#3 Nov 18, 2012
Eric 2016 wrote:
<quoted text> Look in the mirror.
Sorry, it's a southern thing. After Clem, Eusless (and, of course Junior), it's one of the most popular name in the south.

Since: Aug 12

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#4 Nov 19, 2012
Actually, a goober is not a Southern phenomenon. According to research recently completed in a joint study undertaken by three major U.S. universities, there are several characteristics that give “goobers” away and I’ve listed some of the more prominent below:
. Goobers can be either sex, but are primarily gender confused males. They tend to flit about in chat rooms, trying to deflect criticism directed at them by pointing accusing fingers at fellow chatters. Their accusations are invariably unfounded and generally result in even more ridicule being heaped upon them; often in such copious quantities that shovels are required. Their subsequent attempts to save face with witty comebacks are usually derailed because their comebacks are so lame that they arrive in wheelchairs.
. Goobers tend to be doughboys, with equator sized waists and muffin tops that drape from their belt to the ground, often dragging along behind them like bridal trains. They frequently suffer wounds to the flesh of their waists, which they inadvertently step on as they undertake their only exercise of the day; walking from their trailer park to the local KFC outlet. To preclude such injuries, they often wear girdles that stay the entire fleshy area from the bottom of their buttocks all the way up to their armpits.
. Goobers often have black eyes and assorted bruises on their bodies because they are frequently beat up and robbed of their lunch money by marauding gangs of sissies.
. A lot of goobers find “Jabba the Hut” attractive and emulate his physical appearance with great success.
. Goobers don’t like girls! Girls often give them wedgies and nuggies.
. Goobers often mistakenly believe themselves to be fashionistas and wear clothing that they believe appropriate for that lifestyle. You can usually pick them out by their gaily colored XXX T-shirts which often display scenes from “Village People” concerts. Their shirts often are red, white and orange in color so that the pizza sauce stains and cheesy’s crumbs are not as obvious.
. 99% of goobers have mullets, because they are usually bald all the way back to the crown of their head and are trying to make the most of what little hair they have.
. Goobers who don’t live in trailer parks, are frequently found under bridges. These bridge will often be located near fast food outlets where they can raid the dumpsters for their dining pleasure.
. Not as many goobers as you think live in their mommy/sister/aunt’s basement. Basements have spiders that scare goobers.
. All goobers tease Southerners about having only one “tooph”.
. All goobers have at least one tooth less than a Southerner with one tooth.
.100 % of all goobers on topix live in California.
Mr Sunshine

Whittier, CA

#5 Nov 19, 2012
Hartwick wrote:
Actually, a goober is not a Southern phenomenon. According to research recently completed in a joint study undertaken by three major U.S. universities, there are several characteristics that give “goobers” away and I’ve listed some of the more prominent below:
. Goobers can be either sex, but are primarily gender confused males. They tend to flit about in chat rooms, trying to deflect criticism directed at them by pointing accusing fingers at fellow chatters. Their accusations are invariably unfounded and generally result in even more ridicule being heaped upon them; often in such copious quantities that shovels are required. Their subsequent attempts to save face with witty comebacks are usually derailed because their comebacks are so lame that they arrive in wheelchairs.
. Goobers tend to be doughboys, with equator sized waists and muffin tops that drape from their belt to the ground, often dragging along behind them like bridal trains. They frequently suffer wounds to the flesh of their waists, which they inadvertently step on as they undertake their only exercise of the day; walking from their trailer park to the local KFC outlet. To preclude such injuries, they often wear girdles that stay the entire fleshy area from the bottom of their buttocks all the way up to their armpits.
. Goobers often have black eyes and assorted bruises on their bodies because they are frequently beat up and robbed of their lunch money by marauding gangs of sissies.
. A lot of goobers find “Jabba the Hut” attractive and emulate his physical appearance with great success.
. Goobers don’t like girls! Girls often give them wedgies and nuggies.
. Goobers often mistakenly believe themselves to be fashionistas and wear clothing that they believe appropriate for that lifestyle. You can usually pick them out by their gaily colored XXX T-shirts which often display scenes from “Village People” concerts. Their shirts often are red, white and orange in color so that the pizza sauce stains and cheesy’s crumbs are not as obvious.
. 99% of goobers have mullets, because they are usually bald all the way back to the crown of their head and are trying to make the most of what little hair they have.
. Goobers who don’t live in trailer parks, are frequently found under bridges. These bridge will often be located near fast food outlets where they can raid the dumpsters for their dining pleasure.
. Not as many goobers as you think live in their mommy/sister/aunt’s basement. Basements have spiders that scare goobers.
. All goobers tease Southerners about having only one “tooph”.
. All goobers have at least one tooth less than a Southerner with one tooth.
.100 % of all goobers on topix live in California.
Blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah.

Sorry, nobody read yer stupud post, goober.

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#6 Nov 19, 2012
Except for you Doughboy. Now tuck in that muffin top, brush those pizza crumbs off of what's left of your lap, comb that mullett, knock those KFC bones off of your Salvation Army coffee table, kick those pizza boxes out of the way and go to your porta pottie for a long overdue bowel movement. That's a good little loser. Ummm While you're on the porta pottie, see if you can come up with a comeback that isn't on life support.. LOL... You're just not making the grade goober.
Could Be

United States

#7 Nov 19, 2012
Mr Sunshine wrote:
<quoted text>
Blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah and blah, blah.
Sorry, nobody read yer stupud post, goober.
I read it and found it to be very funny! Sorry Sun Shine, go pick up your little piggy and rub him for a while, I promise it will make you feel much better! LOL
Mr Sunshine

Whittier, CA

#8 Nov 19, 2012
Hartwick wrote:
Except for you Doughboy. Now tuck in that muffin top, brush those pizza crumbs off of what's left of your lap, comb that mullett, knock those KFC bones off of your Salvation Army coffee table, kick those pizza boxes out of the way and go to your porta pottie for a long overdue bowel movement. That's a good little loser. Ummm While you're on the porta pottie, see if you can come up with a comeback that isn't on life support.. LOL... You're just not making the grade goober.
Hey Softdick.

I stopped using those lines years ago. Try harder, white trash.

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#9 Nov 19, 2012
Mr Sunshine wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Softdick.
I stopped using those lines years ago. Try harder, white trash.
Why must you reference male genitalia in every second post you make Mr. Bumslime?(as if we didn't all know) You gotta spend less time looking at the pictures in that Playgirl magazine that you keep under your matress; the one with all of the pages stuck together. And perhaps you should go back to using those lines you stopped using years ago Goober. The ones you’re using now are on the waiting list for wheelchairs. LOL… You’re still not making the grade Goob.

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#10 Nov 19, 2012
Could Be wrote:
<quoted text>I read it and found it to be very funny! Sorry Sun Shine, go pick up your little piggy and rub him for a while, I promise it will make you feel much better! LOL
LOL... Is there anyone in here who doesn't delight in hanging merciless verbal thrashings on the California doughboy? Maybe we should ease up on him a tad. I think he likes being treated like dirt a little more than a healthy person should. I'd hate to think we're feeding a malignant mental condition in someone who's already seriously challenged on several levels.
Mr Sunshine

Whittier, CA

#11 Nov 20, 2012
Hartwick wrote:
<quoted text>LOL... Is there anyone in here who doesn't delight in hanging merciless verbal thrashings on the California doughboy? Maybe we should ease up on him a tad. I think he likes being treated like dirt a little more than a healthy person should. I'd hate to think we're feeding a malignant mental condition in someone who's already seriously challenged on several levels.
Try harder hillbilly.
exactly

Los Angeles, CA

#12 Nov 20, 2012
It is intended to be an insult, like cracker. Its funny that they can't come up with an insult for white folks that doesn't involve food.(Goobers is also the name of a candy) Or wait, there is Honkey, but thats a funny one too. I mean I really get a kick out of the insults personally. They are really hilarious.

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#13 Nov 21, 2012
Mr Sunshine wrote:
<quoted text>
Try harder hillbilly.
Owww… Ouch… The pain… Another fluffy marshmallow hand grenade from the candy floss insult launcher of Mr. Bumslime, our resident, under the bridge dwelling bumpkin. His razor sharp, lightening bolt, retorts would strike fear into the heart of Don Rickles. He can’t be coming up with this stuff on his own. He must have found an old copy of Milton Berle’s “1001 Snappy Comebacks for Every Occasion”. I leave topix for a couple of days to give the witless dummkopf an opportunity to bake up a respectable reply to my earlier post and what do I come back to find? The above wheelchair bound, oxygen hose connected, blood transfusion receiving, defibrillator wired, bed pan using, unconscious, eating through a hose, malnourished corpse of an excuse for a comeback? You gotta try harder Goober. Gender confused Liberal Socialists everywhere are hanging their heads in shame.

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