Has anyone seen my pet frog??
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#1 Aug 28, 2013
He fell out of my ice cream truck.
#2 Aug 28, 2013
Well, let's parse your situation. Did the frog "fall" out of the ice cream truck or did it jump? Frogs prefer jumping. Was it an accident or was the frog trying to escape from what it considered maltreatment? Was the truck standing still servicing customers or was it moving on the road, which would almost surely be fatal.
I can unequivocally state that I did not see your frog. If the reference to your "frog" is a euphemism for your manly unit, then I suggest you contact NASA to lease time on the Hubble telescope for your search. They are great at finding small ojects.
#3 Aug 29, 2013
STFU Pete. Jason knows you know nothing about anything.
#5 Sep 1, 2013
yep saw him on da corner of sesame street and abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz street just the other day.
He was looking for work unlike many of the other residents of Detroit. Been working part time doing TV radio commercials and voice overs which he is very good at.
Got to hand it to da frog still in there pitching his stuff, sesame street days behind him and a whole bright future out there for a bright happy positive thinking frog.
Wonder if that positive frog attitude could rub off on da citizens of Detroit??
Naw being stupid is too ingrained in these people hard to overcome 50 years of lame behavior.
time for a whole new cast of citizens.
#6 Sep 6, 2013
yea he was begging pan handling for flys as I came out of the super market the other day.
Told him we don't buy flys, he seemed disappointed
suggested he visit the dump or dog pond there will be lots of flys there.
#7 Sep 7, 2013
all he has to do is follow that SPECIAL SMELL to coon town, plenty of fly's there on the rotting bodies.
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