Michigan Police Sergeants Charged With Armed Robbery

There are 4 comments on the CBS Local story from Nov 18, 2013, titled Michigan Police Sergeants Charged With Armed Robbery. In it, CBS Local reports that:

Two Detroit-area police sergeants are facing felony charges after prosecutors say they robbed a man believed to have stolen a cellphone belonging to the daughter of one of the officers.

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reality is a crutch

Nashua, NH

#1 Nov 18, 2013
wonder how the police patrol men union local will try to defend this moron??
kevin from Michigan

Detroit, MI

#3 Nov 19, 2013
reality is a crutch wrote:
wonder how the police patrol men union local will try to defend this moron??
It makes u wonder why a union is even needed fer law enforcement
reality is a crutch

San Francisco, CA

#4 Nov 19, 2013
again I must apologize for pasting drivel.
R Prior

Beaver Dam, WI

#5 Nov 19, 2013
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I should hope not ma'am, it's only 2130 now."

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