Maybe we should start having a betting pool for which response will be used:
A. That's not an "real" source - somebody, somewhere gave them money for something
B. Hater! You're just against anything Obama does because he:
1. Is Black.
2. Actually wants to help people (right)
3. Is Black
4. Is a Leeberal
5. Is Black
C. Those greedy oil companies are to blame.
D. Republicans hate the poor
E. Bush did it (Oh, really - what did he do? Liberal: I don't know, but he did it.)
Nevermind, the list would just get too long.
IO will use all of them, he likes the scatter gun approach.