You are so welcome.I drank too much hooch last night and had to puke all over the doorway of a downtown clothing store that I don't want to name. I am feeling better and walking to a donut shop before taking up station at the freeway off ramp on 1st with my "will work for food" sine. It sucks when someone actually offers work becuzz that is the last thing I will do for food. I just need a munee handout!
My buddies and I are going to get some female companionship later tonight in the downtown city park. Sometimes its free and sometimes it costs but I have a little munee left from begging over the last few days. Most cities in the state will arrest you for living the way that I do but Chico is such a wonderful haven thanks to the kind and compassionate city council. I think I will live here forever and get some more of my friends from the bay area to hop a freight train and come here.
Butt hey listen, we are going to shoot a Reality TV Show about you and your FAILED Homeless TEA BAGGER REPUBLICAN BUDDIES post Prison civil mortality survival rate.
You can continue to collect your Fed Tax Dollar Pork Barrel Red State Welfare Job Checks. No Problem unless you want us to pay you. Then TAXES are involved so Hey, How about UNLIMITED TEQUILA during the shoot?
Call us! Recruiting your friends earns a bonus!
***This offer is limited to Failed Homeless Nasty Tea Bagger Republican Ex Cons with Weapons Violations. Must have HATE GROUP Credentials!