A democrat Christmas...

A democrat Christmas...

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Progun

Oroville, CA

#1 Dec 21, 2013
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House
Not a creature was working, not even his spouse;
No stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
because Michelle and the kids were in Hawaii spending 7 million there;

The Obama voters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of free cell phones danced in their heads;
And mamma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap,
Had just settled down for a free winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the mail box I flew like a flash,
Tore open the mail and got my free cash.

The welfare check hadnít got wet in the snow
Obama was still passing out free dough,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a sign I must not work, at all of next year,

With a Socialist driver, so conniving and quick,
I knew in a moment he was their Saint Nick.
More taxes for the working and spending pretty much the same,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Daschle! Now, Boxer! Now, Franken and Reid!
On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus and Biden!
To the top of the debt ceiling! No spending fire wall!
Now tax away! Tax away! Tax away all!"

I did not write this, thought it was awesome though so I decided to share! Merry Christmas Obamabots ;)
War on Christmas

United States

#2 Dec 21, 2013
Progun wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House
Not a creature was working, not even his spouse;
No stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
because Michelle and the kids were in Hawaii spending 7 million there;
The Obama voters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of free cell phones danced in their heads;
And mamma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap,
Had just settled down for a free winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the mail box I flew like a flash,
Tore open the mail and got my free cash.
The welfare check hadnít got wet in the snow
Obama was still passing out free dough,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a sign I must not work, at all of next year,
With a Socialist driver, so conniving and quick,
I knew in a moment he was their Saint Nick.
More taxes for the working and spending pretty much the same,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Daschle! Now, Boxer! Now, Franken and Reid!
On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus and Biden!
To the top of the debt ceiling! No spending fire wall!
Now tax away! Tax away! Tax away all!"
I did not write this, thought it was awesome though so I decided to share! Merry Christmas Obamabots ;)
Your WAR on Christmas will not work. Abandon all hope and give up. You will not be hurt.
You have 2 minutes before we start shooting candy canes at you. Please don't force us to do it but we will if we have to.
Progun

Richmond, CA

#3 Dec 21, 2013
War on Christmas wrote:
<quoted text>Your WAR on Christmas will not work. Abandon all hope and give up. You will not be hurt.
You have 2 minutes before we start shooting candy canes at you. Please don't force us to do it but we will if we have to.
Merry Christmas ;)
Jay Decay

Oroville, CA

#4 Dec 22, 2013
Replace "Obama" with "Reagan" and a few other name changes and it would mostly still work! Hahahaha.

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