Show me where I mentioned feces?
Freely admitting what you did is very, very, telling about your obtuse view on life....and the absurdity of what you did is a sign of a long term mental illness.
Do you tell your close personal friends(and their spouses) about it?
I think not.
Spin it any way you like..........you are a sick puppy..........and you should thank your Pagan Gods that I didn't catch you in MY closet.
It's your lying a-hole buddy who keeps insisting I posted something saying that I "defecated" in someones closet, so obviously neither one of you know the difference between "aroma" as you say and feces....
FYI, I was looking at upscale houses with large walk in closets so it is very unlikely I would have looked at your broom closet....