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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life! First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle! Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement! And now, you come home drunk!"
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then, they are each given a final request.
The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him.
The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes.
Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "Screw your canoes!"
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Hello
Livingston, TN
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Are You Kidding wrote: <quoted text> That is your opinion. It is not everyones. It shouldn't take that much intelligence to tell the difference between Obama and Romney. One of them likes to lead a nation to a better place in every respect, one of them wants to be president; very much. One of them would try first to solve all the international conflicts by peaceful means, the other would try war first. One of them would not let America be controlled by any foreign nation, one of them is quite vulnerable because of his religious teachings. One of them has a well rounded education, the other hasn't. One of them would lie and cheat to get what he wants, one of them wouldn't. One of the them considers all Americans equally, one of the wouldn't. One of them is science-based, the other is faith-based. One of them is honest about revealing his past life and is transparent, the other one isn't. One of them is a true leader, the other is not fit to lead. You can find many more differences between the two if you divorce yourself from your biases. Take a good look before you vote. Future of this country and perhaps a great part of the world is hanging on your decision. OBAMA IS THE MAN
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Are You Kidding
Frankfort, KY
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Hello wrote: <quoted text> It shouldn't take that much intelligence to tell the difference between Obama and Romney. One of them likes to lead a nation to a better place in every respect, one of them wants to be president; very much. One of them would try first to solve all the international conflicts by peaceful means, the other would try war first. One of them would not let America be controlled by any foreign nation, one of them is quite vulnerable because of his religious teachings. One of them has a well rounded education, the other hasn't. One of them would lie and cheat to get what he wants, one of them wouldn't. One of the them considers all Americans equally, one of the wouldn't. One of them is science-based, the other is faith-based. One of them is honest about revealing his past life and is transparent, the other one isn't. One of them is a true leader, the other is not fit to lead. You can find many more differences between the two if you divorce yourself from your biases. Take a good look before you vote. Future of this country and perhaps a great part of the world is hanging on your decision. OBAMA IS THE MAN I totally agree with everything you said with the exception of your last line. I would change that to: ROMNEY IS THE MAN
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whitehair
Shelbyville, KY
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Hello has been in the dark and apparently not able to hear or know all the ideology of Obama. Every thing considered,Obama is the one totally incapable of handling the job. So,totally agree ,it would not take more than average intelligence to know Obama has no trait as given and Romney/Ryan have every one!!!Leadership,ability to lead this Country back to prosperity and dominance in the world.Christianity,to keep it clean and honest,honorable.Obama has proven,Chicago thuggery and dishonest,with no leadership.Same as Reid and Poliski.
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Voter
Elizabethtown, KY
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yay yay
Horse Cave, KY
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Reasy
Elizabethtown, KY
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siddog
Burkesville, KY
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u must like whiskeythe way repubians do. burbon the white man drinks. cutting down all the whiteoak trees with the accid posion. betty ford center u may need 2 go their
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Shadowlands
Madisonville, KY
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whitehair wrote: Hello has been in the dark and apparently not able to hear or know all the ideology of Obama. Every thing considered,Obama is the one totally incapable of handling the job. So,totally agree ,it would not take more than average intelligence to know Obama has no trait as given and Romney/Ryan have every one!!!Leadership,ability to lead this Country back to prosperity and dominance in the world.Christianity,to keep it clean and honest,honorable.Obama has proven,Chicago thuggery and dishonest,with no leadership.Same as Reid and Poliski. Is there an English version of this somewhere?
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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whitehair wrote: Hello has been in the dark and apparently not able to hear or know all the ideology of Obama. Every thing considered,Obama is the one totally incapable of handling the job. So,totally agree ,it would not take more than average intelligence to know Obama has no trait as given and Romney/Ryan have every one!!!Leadership,ability to lead this Country back to prosperity and dominance in the world.Christianity,to keep it clean and honest,honorable.Obama has proven,Chicago thuggery and dishonest,with no leadership.Same as Reid and Poliski. Romney is a draft dodging coward just like you.
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whitehair
Shelbyville, KY
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Shadowlands wrote: <quoted text> Is there an English version of this somewhere? Ask Slew,the teacher,maybe he could teach you to read but understanding is up to the individual..
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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whitehair wrote: <quoted text> Ask Slew,the teacher,maybe he could teach you to read but understanding is up to the individual.. We all understand that you are a dumbass.
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Tea Party Rebublican
Jonesborough, TN
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>We all understand that you are a dumbass. Obama has no chance, none, zero LMFAO
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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Tea Party Rebublican wrote: <quoted text> Obama has no chance, none, zero LMFAO Hide and watch toothless.
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Tea Party Republican
Jonesborough, TN
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>Hide and watch toothless. Dont have to hide, I am going out to vote early Nov 6 FOR ROMNEY! I would bet you are not even regestered, except as a sex offender? LMFAO
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Shadowlands
Madisonville, KY
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whitehair wrote: <quoted text> Ask Slew,the teacher,maybe he could teach you to read but understanding is up to the individual.. No. You simply can't write clearly. See how easy that was?
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wtf
Richmond, KY
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Tea Party Republican wrote: <quoted text> Dont have to hide, I am going out to vote early Nov 6 FOR ROMNEY! I would bet you are not even regestered, except as a sex offender? LMFAO You are registered, with the Food Stamp Office.
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answer
Elizabethtown, KY
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he's going early so that he doesn't have to stand in line, possibly with people of color.
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Are You Kidding
Frankfort, KY
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>Romney is a draft dodging coward just like you. Where did you serve?????????? Where did Obama and Biden serve??????????
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