the worst sex I ever had (a poem)
Posted in the Richmond Forum
#1 Oct 13, 2009
this was taken off the the thread titled Jamey York, don't ask why, i'm not sure, but this back & forth has been going on for days, between wow & dummy, just fig i'd check & see if we had any more poets.
here's how it started
try gettin your quotes right before ya go judging people! try feathers of a bird next time, lol..
no the quote is birds of a feather flock together, so u try getting ur quotes right before u call someone out
we have a poet on topix! maybe they should be writing a book instead of ragging on people.
oh I am, it's called Me & ur Dad, here's a sample
Me & ur Dad, he's the worst I ever had, his dick is so limp, he humps like a chimp, his tongue is so short, I thought I saw him wearing a skort, my pu22y he tried to eat, like it was a piece of meat, maybe he's queer, to screw him I drank alot of beer, the worst sex I ever had was with ur dear old dad.
"Oh so sad, your the worst sex ol dad ever had, it was a night from hell to hear him tell, ol dad said you were like riding a whale, the smell of fish made it hard to inhale, he wondered if clorox would ever cover the smell, as his d$$k went limp he reached for his beer, yep stanky ol p$$s would make any man a queer"
Ur dear ol dad wanted me so bad, 100 bucks he said he would pay me, just for the chance to lay me, with his viagra in one hand and penis pump in the other, he asked if he could spank me and call me by the name of ur mother, he promised he'd please me, but with that limp ass d1ck he merely teased me, if there was a smell i'm sure it was coming from his old tale, dust he did fart, as he declared his desire for me was coming from his heart, oh that smell, maybe it was the cheese that was growing from unda, such a funk it still makes me wonder, here is my lesson learned that 100 bucks was the hardest i ever earned. ur dear ol dad is still the worst sex i ever had!
Ur dear ol dad wanted me so bad, 100 bucks he said
"for that 100 dollar ol dad didnt promise to make u hollar, earning money? need u say anymore, dear ol dad had found a wh**e, he laughs about teasing, how could any man please u, after a tart ol pu$$y fart, ol dads d$$k was limp as he rolled outta bed, what the f$$k was I thinking giving this bi$$ch head, a bottle of viagra and penis pump to, it took all this to even consider u a screw, as he ran thur the house like a black recluse, he hollared back and told u that u needed to doushe, one more thought from dear ol dad, finger test it first so no ones mad, that's the last stinky P**sy ol dad ever had"
Must we talk about fingers, ok so one back at dear ol dad i'll point, he said he'd been partial to takin it in the rear ever since he'd been in the joint, so with my strap on and tube of anal ease, it was ur dear ol dad's ass that i was aimin to please, the only hollerin goin on was when I made him my b*tch, till I realized he'd given me somethin worse than the 7 yr itch, as he was bent over on all 4, i dug & i scratched as that sick ol f#ck kept screamin he wanted more, i told him i had to go get some nix, all he was thinkin was he needed more dick, not only was ur dad the worst he was also the most perversed!
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