You guys... good god

[Celestius Deprirem]

How about you "normal people" of Richmond modernise and get used to the fact that people are weird as hell anymore? I ought to slap the living sh*t out of all of you for failing to recognise things out of the ordinary..

[Cengra]

It's called apathy, you jerk! Look it up, you probably don't know the meaning of the word.

[Celestius Deprirem]

Cengra wrote:

It's called apathy, you jerk! Look it up, you probably don't know the meaning of the word.

Apathy is not giving a flying f*ck and people need to cut that bullsh*t.

[richmond]

Celestius Deprirem wrote:

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Apathy is not giving a flying f*ck and people need to cut that bullsh*t.

you might need to get laid!

[Cengra]

richmond wrote:

<quoted text> you might need to get laid!

I agree Richmond, Celest needs to go blow off some steam; instead of contemplating slapping someone's face may be they should find a willing mate and get it on for an hour or so.

Richmond can be a pretty rough place; you slap someone's face there you might get a cap busted in your a**! Just say'n!

[richmond]

Cengra wrote:

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I agree Richmond, Celest needs to go blow off some steam; instead of contemplating slapping someone's face may be they should find a willing mate and get it on for an hour or so.
Richmond can be a pretty rough place; you slap someone's face there you might get a cap busted in your a**! Just say'n!

it's not that bad but i do think she needs to get something busted in that ass just sayin

[Celestius Deprirem]

richmond wrote:

<quoted text> it's not that bad but i do think she needs to get something busted in that ass just sayin

She? I'm a guy. Celestius is a male name, like Octavius is to Octavia...

[Cengra]

Celestius Deprirem wrote:

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She? I'm a guy. Celestius is a male name, like Octavius is to Octavia...

So tell us Mr. C, have you noticed anyone today with the look of apathy on their face?

[Mitch]

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

[yep]

God is good!

[Cengra]

I am waiting!

[Celestius Deprirem]

Cengra wrote:

I am waiting!

Waiting for what?
Unrelated, but why is there KFC on Octavia's dick?

[Cengra]

Celestius Deprirem wrote:

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Waiting for what?
Unrelated, but why is there KFC on Octavia's dick?

I asked,"Have you slapped anyone's face today? I am waiting for a reply.
I don't keep tabs on anyone's d*ck but my own. As a matter of fact,I got layed yesterday, therefore; I got something on my d*ck, however; it was not KFC.

[Celestius Deprirem]

Cengra wrote:

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I asked,"Have you slapped anyone's face today? I am waiting for a reply.
I don't keep tabs on anyone's d*ck but my own. As a matter of fact,I got layed yesterday, therefore; I got something on my d*ck, however; it was not KFC.

I slapped my girlfriend's arse today...?
No faces though.

[Cengra]

Celestius Deprirem wrote:

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I slapped my girlfriend's arse today...?
No faces though.

That counts! Was she grateful or did she complain?

[Cengra]

Celestius Deprirem wrote:

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3 seconds after I did it she jumped on me and started to undress me.

There ya go!