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[Man O Man]

National Breaking News

Upon the heels of being awarded the illustrious Nobel Prize for Good Intentions and Oratorical skills. President Barack H. Obama has now been awarded the Heisman Trophy for viewing televised basketball, not to mention being nominated for an Emmy Award, for Best Televised Acceptance Speech of a Nobel Peace Prize.

[Bob]

Very funny, yet, sadly so very true.

[driver]

We now have hope for peace in this world.He has held out his hand to the leaders of the world.Let us work out agreements.In a short time he has changed the world view.People here will choose to seek out good or bad.Try to see the good.

[The Eagle8]

It looks like he ignores the hands of our allies. Yet he holds out his hand to the dictators of the world; and what has it gotten him ? They ignore UN Security Council resolutions. N. Korea, Iran,along with Soviet Russia keep testing/developing ballistic missile and nuclear weapons capabilities. He also seems to be chumming around with Chavez and the Castro brothers, making them look real good at home and making the US look like cowards.

[Award]

It EXTREMELY ironic that he was nominated for this award only fifteen day of being inaugurated. His only real action having been signing an executive order barring release of his controversial birth certificate. This Nobel Peace Prize awarded to him was planned well in advance. We also know that according to the worldwide news service, AFP, that three members of the committee of five in Norway were positively opposed to giving the award to him at all, BUT SOMEHOW, the decision emerged as a unified decision.