Stupid American ........joke

Stupid American ........joke

Posted in the Richardson Forum

Since: Jun 07

Auburn Hills, MI

#1 Jun 28, 2007
Stupid American...... joke

An Irishman , a Mexican and a American Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The American opened his lunch and said, "Bolognaise again! If I get a
bolognaise sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage
and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The American guy opened his lunch, saw the bolognaise and jumped to his death
as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it
to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the American's wife. The American's wife said,

"Don't look at me.

The idiot makes his own lunch."
happy

Bangalore, India

#2 Feb 24, 2010
really this is interesting
peepee holder

Bangor, ME

#3 May 10, 2012
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Well first they need to bomb hell out of all their neighbors, set up rape prison camps for detainees, and accuse their own allies of false accusations. That will take the attention of the fact that they don't know how to change (a light bulb).
meowmeow puppy

Bangor, ME

#4 May 10, 2012
Why did the American cross the road? To steel a 40 oz beer. Why did the American fly a kite? He didn't. He was too busy drinking the 40. Why did the American lie about her neighbors? She actually believed her own lies because she's delusional. How many Americans does it take jerk off? 1 but he has to make sure the Iraqi he just murdered is still warm. Why do Americans smell? Because every time they talk farts come out of their mouths.

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