Top Ten Signs That Your An Insane Chr...

Top Ten Signs That Your An Insane Christian

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the_ghost

Auburn Hills, MI

#1 Jun 16, 2007
Top Ten Signs That Your An Insane Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
not tellin

Pierce, TX

#2 Jun 16, 2007
christians r weird im glad im not
the_ghost

Auburn Hills, MI

#3 Jun 19, 2007
not tellin wrote:
christians r weird im glad im not


CHECK THAT THAT LINK
the_gabe

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

#4 Jan 31, 2008
excellent piece of article! U ROCK!!

“L.V.X.”

Since: Nov 07

Richardson

#5 Feb 4, 2008
When jesus people knock on my door, I always tell them they can come in if *they* know more about their theology than *I *know about their theology.

They usually freak at that point.
Pickles

United States

#6 Jun 2, 2008
You forgot #11: When they see pages like this, they flip out about how they're being attacked by the majority, but don't seem concerned that their "minority" makes up most of the United States' population.

Excellent article.
ray

Wylie, TX

#7 Jun 3, 2008
As long as you're authentic in your comments and not firing off opinions because you've got an axe to grind with an individual, we could get along. As a Christian, I'm sure we could reason together. I'd even welcome you to many of the leading hospitals backed by Christian support if you need help...no questions asked.
under

Vancouver, Canada

#8 Jun 3, 2008
brilliant.

(it's only referring to overzealous christians, relax lol)
TnT

Little Elm, TX

#9 Jun 13, 2008
Christians are delusional. If god answers all prayers ask him to appear, he wont because he dont exist.
ray

Wylie, TX

#10 Jun 15, 2008
TnT wrote:
Christians are delusional. If god answers all prayers ask him to appear, he wont because he dont exist.
I just prayed for you to appear...but you didn't...so you don't exist. But I am reading your words. Kind of like the 100's of first century manuscripts.

If you really make an honest effort to prove Jesus didn't exist, you'll have to agree that Christianity started somewhere. According the the date on your checkbook, it was around 2008 years ago.
TnT

Little Elm, TX

#11 Jun 15, 2008
ray wrote:
<quoted text>
I just prayed for you to appear...but you didn't...so you don't exist. But I am reading your words. Kind of like the 100's of first century manuscripts.
If you really make an honest effort to prove Jesus didn't exist, you'll have to agree that Christianity started somewhere. According the the date on your checkbook, it was around 2008 years ago.
I have never proclaimed to answer prayers, your god did. And obviously I do exist because I wrote back to you. If god supposedly cures cancer and performs miracles everyday then why wont god cure amputees? On one hand, you believe god answers prayers and perform miracles, on the other hand you know that god completly ignores amputees when they pray for miracles. How do you deal w/this discrepancy? You have to deal with it because it makes no sense. In order to handle it you have to create some kind of rationalization. Here's another example you believe that god cares about you and answers your prayers so why are there so many starving people in the U.S.? Why would god be worried about you getting a raise while at the same time ignoring prayers of starving children. Why would a loving god do this? Your excuse of he wants them to suffer and die for some divine reason. Does that sound like a loving god? You have to willfully discard rationality and accept bizarre rationalizations to believe in your god. What difference does it make if people want to believe in a god even if he's imaginary? It matters because people who believe in imaginary things are delusional. People who talk to imaginary things are delusional. It is time for you to use your intelligence and free yourself from these delusions. Begin thinking like a rational human being instead of clinging to imaginary friends and childhood fantasies.
ray

Wylie, TX

#12 Jun 16, 2008
TnT wrote:
<quoted text>
I have never proclaimed to answer prayers, your god did. And obviously I do exist because I wrote back to you. If god supposedly cures cancer and performs miracles everyday then why wont god cure amputees? On one hand, you believe god answers prayers and perform miracles, on the other hand you know that god completly ignores amputees when they pray for miracles. How do you deal w/this discrepancy? You have to deal with it because it makes no sense. In order to handle it you have to create some kind of rationalization. Here's another example you believe that god cares about you and answers your prayers so why are there so many starving people in the U.S.? Why would god be worried about you getting a raise while at the same time ignoring prayers of starving children. Why would a loving god do this? Your excuse of he wants them to suffer and die for some divine reason. Does that sound like a loving god? You have to willfully discard rationality and accept bizarre rationalizations to believe in your god. What difference does it make if people want to believe in a god even if he's imaginary? It matters because people who believe in imaginary things are delusional. People who talk to imaginary things are delusional. It is time for you to use your intelligence and free yourself from these delusions. Begin thinking like a rational human being instead of clinging to imaginary friends and childhood fantasies.
Mr. TNT,

You're putting a lot of words in my mouth.:)

All I'm saying is Jesus existed and evidence proves it. He said He was God, not me.
TnT

Little Elm, TX

#13 Jun 20, 2008
ray wrote:
<quoted text>
Mr. TNT,
You're putting a lot of words in my mouth.:)
All I'm saying is Jesus existed and evidence proves it. He said He was God, not me.
I bet you believe in the easter bunny and Santa too. Or I bet you did at one time until you realized that they dont really exist either.
ray

Wylie, TX

#14 Jun 22, 2008
Mr. TnT,

Try looking at history and evidence. I'm not saying you have to believe in the power of a "myth", I'm just saying Jesus existed and he said he was God. No need to be bitter. I'm just reasoning with you. Something happened 2000 years ago that was not the Easter Bunny or Santa.

:)
insane-030

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

#15 Aug 18, 2008
most of the people are misinformed about what true christianity is. They look at what the fanatics are doing. I think the one who posted this article should read www.godandscience.org . Thanks!
A Christian

East Chicago, IN

#16 Aug 22, 2008
I'm not surprised that whoever wrote this believes these things. How can one see when they don't have the eyes to see? And how can one listen when they don't have the ears to hear? Get a Good pair of eyes, and a Good pair of ears, and then you'll understand God's ways.
Yep

Aubrey, TX

#17 Aug 23, 2008
A Christian wrote:
I'm not surprised that whoever wrote this believes these things. How can one see when they don't have the eyes to see? And how can one listen when they don't have the ears to hear? Get a Good pair of eyes, and a Good pair of ears, and then you'll understand God's ways.
Your delusional.
TheDrunkenAtheis t

Arcata, CA

#18 Oct 30, 2008
Number 10 is true in almost every case, in my experience anyway!
the_ghost wrote:
Top Ten Signs That Your An Insane Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
TheDrunkenAtheis t

Arcata, CA

#19 Oct 30, 2008
Why don't you get yourself a good brain?
Pete

AOL

#20 Oct 31, 2008
There is absolutely no way to reason with christians. Even if ultimate proof evidence was found tomorrow that god never existed and that the big bang theory was fact, they would just say "It's Satan trying to fool the world away from the holy spirit!"

And so what if Jesus existed. So did David Koresh, that didn't make him the real messiah did it? Jesus was just mentally ill if he existed.

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