Hells Angels Ralley at Mutt and Jeff Drive In

[Hunter Thompson]

Just a head's up that the Hells Angels (Detroit chapter) will be holding it's annual ralley out at Mutt and Jeff Drive In this summer. In between brass knuckles beatings, chain lashings, and beer swilling, they'll be mowing down the beef burgers by the bushel, so hopefully the owners will be well stocked up on everything. Heaven forbid, they'd have to deny "Roadkill Reggie" (the ringleader of the Detroit chapter)his favorite....the almighty cheesebar! That could be lethal for the owners. Not to worry though....plenty of security will be onhand.....all TWO of Falls City's finest (cops) will be on hand to ward off any violence or even any games of "Duck, Duck, Goose", "Red Rover" or "Simon Says" that get out of hand! More info to follow in a later discussion on the forum!

[Hunter s heartburn]

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
Hunter S. Thompson

These Hell's Angels are a latent manifestation of an irrelevant pathos of an over-caring society. One can only hope that they run out of petro between here and Indian Cave! Ambiguous oversimplifications can revert one's animosity toward motorcycles into a pychosis of major proportions! Don't give up on spark plugs simply because you can't stand steel. Give up the obsessions and remember that "Machines are here to stay!"

[Hunter Thompson]

Hunter s heartburn wrote:

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
Hunter S. Thompson
These Hell's Angels are a latent manifestation of an irrelevant pathos of an over-caring society. One can only hope that they run out of petro between here and Indian Cave! Ambiguous oversimplifications can revert one's animosity toward motorcycles into a pychosis of major proportions! Don't give up on spark plugs simply because you can't stand steel. Give up the obsessions and remember that "Machines are here to stay!"

That's a mouthful!

[Strip Club]

Hunter s heartburn wrote:

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
Hunter S. Thompson
These Hell's Angels are a latent manifestation of an irrelevant pathos of an over-caring society. One can only hope that they run out of petro between here and Indian Cave! Ambiguous oversimplifications can revert one's animosity toward motorcycles into a pychosis of major proportions! Don't give up on spark plugs simply because you can't stand steel. Give up the obsessions and remember that "Machines are here to stay!"

way to much acid

[Hunter s Elbow]

Strip Club wrote:

<quoted text>
way to much acid

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson

I don't do drugs, but Hunter did his share and then some! Read "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", and you will see what I mean! His ashes were shot out of a cannon after his death!

[Potato in Hunter s nose]

"60% of all US potato products originate in Idaho."
Funny2.com

That is why the Hell's Angels are coming to Mutts! They love the french fries that are made from an Idaho potato!

[mightymouse]

you people talk a lot of shit.

[Potato in Hunter s nose]

mightymouse wrote:

you people talk a lot of shit.

No, a potato and french fry from Idaho is what we are digesting (not defications from Kansas)!

[Chocolates]

mightymouse wrote:

you people talk a lot of shit.

Jennay,Momma always said, Life is like a box of Chocolates, You know the rest.

[mightymouse]

what would you do if the HELL ANGELS found out that this hick town is talking shit

[Hunter Fizzleberry]

mightymouse wrote:

what would you do if the HELL ANGELS found out that this hick town is talking shit

Since they don't have books in Troy, Hunter Thompson lived with the Hell's Angels and wrote a book about it; and I don't think that the Hell's Angels would care if they found out that the hick town of Troy was talking shit about them!

[Tell Me More]

I think they would laugh and say whateva

[Vinnie Barbarino]

mightymouse wrote:

what would you do if the HELL ANGELS found out that this hick town is talking shit

Where in "Hell's" name, did you get that we were talking shit about the Angels?
They're my buds, so they'd be up for a party with the B-Town chapter of the Angels.

[Chuck Zito s motorcycle]

"There was no club but the Hells Angels as far as I was concerned."
Chuck Zito

I don't think that Mutt's would turn down the business!

[Rick the Rager]

Hells Angels is an Oxymoron.

[Bruno the Ox]

Rick the Rager wrote:

Hells Angels is an Oxymoron.

Who is you callin a moron and a ox?

[Bruno the Ox]

"Pretty ugly"--Now there is a real oxymoron! ie: Bruno the Ox is pretty, and Paris Hilton is ugly, but neither of us are pretty ugly!

[Wisconsin Chz]

I'll take two, no make it three cheese bars, and cheese burger with ketchup only, a grape whip, and that car hop name Stephanie. LOL

[Bruno the Ox]

Wisconsin Chz wrote:

I'll take two, no make it three cheese bars, and cheese burger with ketchup only, a grape whip, and that car hop name Stephanie. LOL

"¡El queso de Wisconsin es el mejor del oeste!¡Las barras del queso son buenas, también!"
from the book: "Bruno speaks Spanish!" copyright 1999

[Burley Mon]

I am biker from Jamaica Mon! I hear da cheese bars are very good at dis place dey call Mutt's. Do dey play Reggae on da speakers out dere?