Man arrested for masturbating in a parking lot in Amsterdam

Oct 14, 2012 Full story: WTEN-TV Albany 151

On October 11th, State Police in Fonda arrested David A. Palmer, 22, of Saint Johnsville, for Public Lewdness following a complaint of Palmer masturbating in the front seat of a vehicle that was parked at the Medical Arts Parking Lot off of State Route 30 in the Town of Amsterdam.

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Nemo

War, WV

#41 Oct 25, 2012
Jitterbug Johnson wrote:
Nemo-zeldo would not snap the radish in a parking lot, but rather talk about someone elses behavior, especially if the person was black. RIP Zeldo.
Very true. zeldo did respect the public enough to handle his clients in private. I will say that much for him. I did suspect that his racist remarks, to black men in particular, were due to him suffering from penis envy.
yolo

United States

#42 Oct 27, 2012
Ok just to let everyone know Dave was at the medical arts building sitting in the car waiting for his appointment. He had been breaking.g out in hives all over his body so he was itching he put his hands down his pants to itch his leg the stupid bitch.that was 3 stories up in the building said she was looking down and saw him jerking off and had a porn magazine!!!!!! she called the..cops they. Searched the car and..found no magazine and he saw the hives and why he was itching!!! So he began to laugh the only reason he was arrested was because it was in a public place and wanted to press charges!! He asked the police to check the cameras so the did and saw he was never jerking off he went to court and everything got dropped!! For this to e on TV. and in the paper is crazy!!! I mean who the fuck would do that it crazy and common sense!!
Pink Fox

Canajoharie, NY

#43 Oct 27, 2012
Heard about the cop in NYC that wants to kidnap and cook and eat woman? Some really crazy non common sense people in this world.
ya know....

Gloversville, NY

#45 Oct 29, 2012
If women can breast feed in public...
Sea Horse

Amsterdam, NY

#46 Oct 29, 2012
Hey Palmer, Next time put a noose around your neck and pull on it while your choking your chicken. Makes it better.
Sea Horse

Amsterdam, NY

#47 Oct 29, 2012
Hey Palmer, Next time put a noose around your neck and pull on it while your choking your chicken. It's much better.
itchy prick

Worcester, MA

#48 Oct 30, 2012
yolo wrote:
Ok just to let everyone know Dave was at the medical arts building sitting in the car waiting for his appointment. He had been breaking.g out in hives all over his body so he was itching he put his hands down his pants to itch his leg the stupid bitch.that was 3 stories up in the building said she was looking down and saw him jerking off and had a porn magazine!!!!!! she called the..cops they. Searched the car and..found no magazine and he saw the hives and why he was itching!!! So he began to laugh the only reason he was arrested was because it was in a public place and wanted to press charges!! He asked the police to check the cameras so the did and saw he was never jerking off he went to court and everything got dropped!! For this to e on TV. and in the paper is crazy!!! I mean who the fuck would do that it crazy and common sense!!
sure Palmer whatever puts u to sleep at night just one question were u thinking of a big black Dick while u were abusing yourself or the herpes
Latham street saints

Waterville, NY

#49 Oct 30, 2012
He was warming up for our weekly meeting
OBummer

San Jose, CA

#50 Oct 30, 2012
Latham street saints wrote:
He was warming up for our weekly meeting
Cool it, Pud.
Wantstaknow

Saint Johnsville, NY

#51 Nov 11, 2012
And who was the sicko peeping into his car window in the parking lot?
Barry

Pompano Beach, FL

#52 Nov 11, 2012
Wantstaknow wrote:
And who was the sicko peeping into his car window in the parking lot?
Someone from Gloversville!
Dennis The Menace

Somerset, NJ

#53 Nov 12, 2012
Good ol' Mister Wilson!
TeabaggerBob

United States

#54 Nov 13, 2012
Zeldo is recovering from a self inflicted Weiner injury.
Rich Whiteman

New York, NY

#56 Nov 30, 2012
Like I always said, there's a lot of jerkoffs around here that I have to support, one way or the other, through taxation or excessive government regulation. They don't let this kind of stuff go on in Red China where labor works long days for cheap and there's no food stamps or phoney disability or free rent money. You don't work...you starve. Simple enough and over the long run gets rid of any excessive labor without severance pay or unemployment pay. That lowers my taxes so I have more money and after all that's what its all about.....me.
smart guy

Saint Johnsville, NY

#57 Dec 1, 2012
Maybe he was spanking it to get some cash flow from a sperm bank. Who knows
Monkeyshines

New York, NY

#58 Dec 1, 2012
Peter purcival Patterson loved pie
He loved pizza pie
Pineapple pie
Minced tarts and
Peter purcival Patterson ate so much pie
Do you know what he did?
He palmered his pud in a parking lot

Say 3x fast to your mother in law
And you win a prize
Stanky Skank

New York, NY

#59 Dec 2, 2012
Some of those guys at FMCC are chronic masturbators. Like constantly. It's gross.
Spermwhale

New York, NY

#60 Dec 2, 2012
Stanky Skank wrote:
Some of those guys at FMCC are chronic masturbators. Like constantly. It's gross.
Those are students enrolled in the Pornographic Technology program. Most of them are from Fort Plain or Pakistan. When they graduate they can start careers as mopmen in a jack shack which is a pretty good job in Fort Plain.
Romneyblewme

United States

#61 Dec 3, 2012
Stanky Skank wrote:
Some of those guys at FMCC are chronic masturbators. Like constantly. It's gross.
And you know his how?
Romneyblewme

United States

#62 Dec 3, 2012
Exactly where am I supposed to masturbate?v I'm not allowed it the movies or on the playground anymore.

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