Man arrested for masturbating in a parking lot in Amsterdam

Oct 14, 2012 Full story: WTEN-TV Albany 151

On October 11th, State Police in Fonda arrested David A. Palmer, 22, of Saint Johnsville, for Public Lewdness following a complaint of Palmer masturbating in the front seat of a vehicle that was parked at the Medical Arts Parking Lot off of State Route 30 in the Town of Amsterdam.

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GetReal

Brooklyn, NY

#1 Oct 14, 2012
Yeah, you need to be careful where you train your dragon.
wtfforreal

Gloversville, NY

#2 Oct 14, 2012
Hahahhahahahhahahahaha that sick f$ck. anyone know who he is?
OldBob

Brooklyn, NY

#3 Oct 14, 2012
wtfforreal wrote:
Hahahhahahahhahahahaha that sick f$ck. anyone know who he is?
Well, his age and name appear in article...those might be clues.
Dick Tracy

Lakewood, NJ

#4 Oct 14, 2012
wtfforreal wrote:
Hahahhahahahhahahahaha that sick f$ck. anyone know who he is?
The article states his name is "Palmer". How fitting!
Inspect your Gadget

Canajoharie, NY

#5 Oct 14, 2012
My understanding is that he is a no voter as that is what they normally do- shooting their knowledge around thinking someone cares. As with the other no voters, he has everything in hand.
Not4Public2c

Gloversville, NY

#6 Oct 14, 2012
Choke the Chicken some where in private you sick bastard!!...no sane Person needs to see that in Public.
Aqualung

Berkshire, NY

#7 Oct 14, 2012
Science shows that frequent masturbation can prevent prostate cancer, beat erectile dysfunction, and strengthen your immune system.
TorBot451

Gloversville, NY

#8 Oct 14, 2012
Aqualung wrote:
Science shows that frequent masturbation can prevent prostate cancer, beat erectile dysfunction, and strengthen your immune system.
Would this be why I am in such excellent health??
garbage man

Voorheesville, NY

#9 Oct 14, 2012
He was making special sauce for his big Mac. Mc Donalds didn't put any on his sandwich, what a sick fu,k..
Unconditional Regard

Albany, NY

#10 Oct 15, 2012
He's a graduate student at UAlbany and was generating research for a comparative study in manual manipulations. His goal is to become a 1st grade teacher.
adsasdasd

Herkimer, NY

#11 Oct 15, 2012
what a sick bas
Pink Fox

Canajoharie, NY

#12 Oct 15, 2012
What is so sick about what the person did? I do not get it. Was he on the way to a date perhaps and did not wanna join the 30 second club? I could understand that. Was he watching kids in the parking lot? That would be sick. There has to be a reason.
Dr who

Broadalbin, NY

#13 Oct 15, 2012
He was getting a sperm sample ready, after all he was in a medical building parking lot , he must have read the sign wrong .......oops.....dumb ass..... for the rest of your life you'll be remembered as the parking lot chicken choker.
pink dedede

Herkimer, NY

#14 Oct 15, 2012
your a clueless burnout. smoke another on doper.
im Palmer

Raynham, MA

#15 Oct 16, 2012
I was thinking of my sister when I got busted. U guys leave me and my obsessive masturbation disorder alone.
Nemo

War, WV

#16 Oct 16, 2012
When I first saw the title of this topic, I thought that zeldo had been released from the psych ward.

On a serious note, this guy should have wrestled the bald headed champ in a more private area. Maybe he was advertising amateur porn?
Jitterbug Johnson

Albany, NY

#17 Oct 17, 2012
Nemo-zeldo would not snap the radish in a parking lot, but rather talk about someone elses behavior, especially if the person was black. RIP Zeldo.
Senator Doofus

Albany, NY

#18 Oct 17, 2012
I was wondering too where zeldo has been keeping him-herself. zeldo are you out there? Many of us miss your old-fashioned, racist, anti-intellectual, rural-talk foolishness.
Sister Scholastica

Albany, NY

#19 Oct 17, 2012
I do not miss that darn nasty guy one bit. I still pray for his soul every day.
Pee Wee Herman

Brooklyn, NY

#20 Oct 20, 2012
Oh how terrible! What was he thinking?

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