Prison Employees Accused of Stealing a Cow

There are 42 comments on the WLTX Columbia story from Jun 12, 2007, titled Prison Employees Accused of Stealing a Cow. In it, WLTX Columbia reports that:

State Law Enforcement Division agents have arrested two corrections department employees who they say stole a cow from a state prison.

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“If you can't be a good example”

Since: Mar 07

be a warning

#1 Jun 12, 2007
You actually can't figure out a reason why? To eat dumbazz, to eat. Go check their freezers.
DUHA

West Columbia, SC

#2 Jun 12, 2007
HOLY COW!!!
Justice

AOL

#3 Jun 12, 2007
Lmmfao, what is happening with "some" people of this world. A cow?. Is it really that bad out there?

DANG, "EAT MOR CHICKIN"
TRUST

West Columbia, SC

#5 Jun 12, 2007
DID THEY COOK THE COW??
LAFINATU

Columbia, SC

#6 Jun 12, 2007
Where's The BEEF????
What

United States

#7 Jun 12, 2007
That does it! They stole a cow??????
2SAD

Sumter, SC

#9 Jun 12, 2007
So, the state can spend money on finding stolen cows, but can't spend money on defending themselves against grievances filed by former employees? According to The State paper, SCDC has caused the state too much money by standing up for itself in a court of law...but there's money wasted on investigating a cow theft?

“Still me. ”

Since: May 07

Hudson, NY

#10 Jun 12, 2007
ok. now i have heard everything. only in America. at least this has some humor to it.

Since: Jun 07

Georgetown, SC

#12 Jun 13, 2007
They must have been tipping a few back...and I dont mean cows! LMAO
Robert Meek - Loris SC

Conway, SC

#13 Jun 13, 2007
HOW do you steal a COW?

It's rather...large and obvious.

Someone was not watching, or maybe was bribed?
hold on

United States

#14 Jun 13, 2007
HOLD ON!! I AM A TAX PAYING CITIZEN AND ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS "WHERE IS MY PORTION OF THE BEEF"? ALL I WANT IS A STEAK. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Lil One

Columbia, SC

#15 Jun 13, 2007
All I can do is laugh at this serious crime report. LOL LOL LOL
GGG

Irmo, SC

#16 Jun 13, 2007
How do you explain to others how you've lost your job?

scenerio:

bob: hey buddy, ya still working at the correction facility?

cow stealer: naw dude, I got fired over some bull.

bob: really? man what did you do? sleep with an inmate or something?

cow stealer: nope, not at all man. I stole a cow.

HOW DUMB IS THAT?
Lil One

Columbia, SC

#17 Jun 13, 2007
GGG wrote:
How do you explain to others how you've lost your job?
scenerio:
bob: hey buddy, ya still working at the correction facility?
cow stealer: naw dude, I got fired over some bull.
bob: really? man what did you do? sleep with an inmate or something?
cow stealer: nope, not at all man. I stole a cow.
HOW DUMB IS THAT?
I could not say this any better than this. Hilarious!!!!!!
Billy Bob

Raeford, NC

#18 Jun 13, 2007
Do they still hang rustlers???
Boudreaux

Columbia, SC

#19 Jun 13, 2007
Sound like it be another cow love triangle story to me. These things always go from bad to udderly rediculus...
LadyBug

United States

#20 Jun 13, 2007
GGG wrote:
How do you explain to others how you've lost your job?
scenerio:
bob: hey buddy, ya still working at the correction facility?
cow stealer: naw dude, I got fired over some bull.
bob: really? man what did you do? sleep with an inmate or something?
cow stealer: nope, not at all man. I stole a cow.
HOW DUMB IS THAT?
HAH!! GREAT scenario!!! LOL
LadyBug

United States

#21 Jun 13, 2007
Robert Meek - Loris SC wrote:
HOW do you steal a COW?
It's rather...large and obvious.
Someone was not watching, or maybe was bribed?
That is what I was wondering!! You can't just sneak it under your shirt...

“Country Girl”

Since: May 07

The real Boonedocks

#22 Jun 13, 2007
Hey y'all , this is a serious theft . We raise cows and it cost money to feed them. You have to feed'um everyday. You have to help them give birth sometime. Rain, snow ,ice ,wind, hot weather or pretty days, it doesn't matter , they still eat and DRINK water . Let me tell you, if someone was caught stealing a cow , they probably wouldn't make to jail . We always carry a gun over there . You know coyotes and snakes get in the pasture too. We go prepared ! These men deserve jail time too . Just losing their job is not enough punishment . That cow belonged to us tax payers . What if all the employees stole beef ? Guess who would make up the difference ?

“Country Girl”

Since: May 07

The real Boonedocks

#23 Jun 13, 2007
LadyBug wrote:
<quoted text>
That is what I was wondering!! You can't just sneak it under your shirt...
They had access to farm equipment (tractor and cattle trailer or truck). It takes expensive equipment to raise cows . We tax payers probably bought that too. So all of us got the shaft !

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