Officials say raw sewage bubbling from water ditch
#1 Apr 11, 2013
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin poo.
doo doo that is, brown gold, fecal tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Elliott is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Montgomery.
County, that is. meth heads, youporn stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
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