Wayne County Man Accused of Driving Tractor While Drunk

May 5, 2011 Full story: 13WHAM.com 8

Red Creek, N.Y.- A Wayne County man is accused of driving his tractor while intoxicated.

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Alfred E Neuman Jr

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#1 May 5, 2011
BIG F'IN DEAL, I DRIVE MY LAWNMOWER AFTER I GET DRUNK AND THEY CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT EITHER, THEY TRIED ONCE AND GOT NOWHERE AT ALL. IN FACT I SUED THEM AND WON AND GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THE PIGS THAT TRIED TO DO ME IN TOO!
Yeah I know what yer gonna say too that I can't type in all caps but get laid you pig!

“Lovin' you is fuuu-uuun...”

Since: Apr 09

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#2 May 6, 2011
a common occurence when drinking; lawnmowing.
JMR Selinsgrove

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#3 May 6, 2011
That kat looks like a drunk driver!
Asmodeus

Rochester, NY

#4 May 6, 2011
He might've gotten away with it, but cops got suspicious when he was plowing up 104A and running a seeder.

Since: Mar 11

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#5 May 7, 2011
i_m_watching wrote:
a common occurence when drinking; lawnmowing.
That is why they put a cup holder on my mower,at least that is what I told my wife.
The Ocassional Poster

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#6 May 7, 2011
I painted my concrete front yard greeen so I don't have to support them damn oil companies by buying gas to cut the grass. I have saved a ton of money since 1956 too..
Ass

Lewisville, TX

#7 Jun 1, 2011
I would have been more surprised to read about someone driving a tractor while sober in that town.
CrackHead

Falls Church, VA

#9 Jun 1, 2011
He didnít have a Deputy Beer. You see, every time you get pulled over in Wayne County (no matter what for) you have to have a beer for the Sherriff Deputy. This guy was out, so he got popped. No biggie. Just means he needs to find a Judge Bottle. Cause if he donít bring that, he gonna really need a Warden Nickel Bag.

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