I keep shitting my pants

I keep shitting my pants

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United States

#1 Feb 1, 2011
I keep shitting my pants when I feel like I need to fart. This is no joke, what can I do to help this? I have changed my pants 3 times today. Now I have toilet paper in my panties like a pad on my butt. I dont want to leave the house. Any one else have this happen ? and what to do ?
Dear abby

Cherokee Village, AR

#4 Feb 2, 2011
Quit eating

United States

#5 Feb 2, 2011
Don't pass your gas or put on diaper
Allah is not akbar

Santa Clara, CA

#6 Feb 2, 2011
I sometimes get this clear jelly looking thing that comes out of my ass when i go to the toilet sometimes and i don't know what it is and i've had it since i was little.
Allah is not akbar

Santa Clara, CA

#7 Feb 2, 2011
And i suggest you go to the doctor and get yourself checked if you can't hold your crap because there might be something wrong with your bum which is causing this to happen.
Tony Bateman

Memphis, TN

#9 Feb 3, 2011
I do too when i drink too much beer

Bexar, AR

#10 Feb 4, 2011
eat cheese.alot of it
Tony Bateman

Memphis, TN

#11 Feb 4, 2011
I can't stop drinking beer either
Im no Dr

Fort Worth, TX

#12 Feb 5, 2011
If youre taking a diet pill it could be the cause, some diet pills such as Alli cause your body to completely block fat from being digested and instead it passes straight throught the intestines. If your not taking any medications I would suggest seeing a Dr or going to
Its an easy step by step guide that can give you a list of possible causes
Hick up

Valders, WI

#13 Feb 6, 2011
Drink a gallon of Pepto Bismo and you'll lock and shit a brick !

Catlin, IL

#14 Feb 6, 2011

United States

#15 Feb 7, 2011
id like to lay under my glass coffee table and wack off while you shit on it
Tony Bateman

Memphis, TN

#16 Feb 28, 2011
Budwieser makes me shit but bud lite stops me up

Paoli, IN

#17 Feb 28, 2011
sick people

Lake City, FL

#18 Mar 20, 2011
pooper scooper

United States

#19 Mar 26, 2011
I was in dollar general at marmaduke the other day and there was a girl in there standing in the check-out line with shit in her pants. This was a real sexy lookin girl too.I stood in disbelief with my nose pinched thinkin if she didnt smell like shit I would hit on her.I guess some people just cant resist a sale

Paoli, IN

#20 Mar 26, 2011
she couldn't have been nice looking if she was in marmaduke store. yu R JUST USE TO TRASHY GIRLS. WHY DID N'T YOU OFFER TO WIPE IT FOR HER
Miss DG

United States

#21 Mar 26, 2011
Maybe u ned to take a better look, Ive seen lots of nice lookin women in there. most of them didnt smell to bad !

San Mateo, CA

#22 Apr 12, 2011
You're mostly all a bunch of idiots. There is medicine called immodium just for that problem-you can get it in almost any store. Good luck.

Brisbane, Australia

#23 Aug 15, 2011
Oi have you ever tasted the jelly. i have tastes so good with cheese. i just toast it for about 15 mins max depending on the power of your griller. what youll need:
Jelly secretion
and Youre inbred sister

First squeeze the jelly out if you can.
Second take a poop. ENJOY!

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