gratuity of a police officer
bacon hater

United States

#145 Sep 14, 2012
I'm not doubting your accuracy, but what exactly is the felony charge for spitting in a pig's food? How would you prove it (assuming its not a massive phlegm ball)?
Really

United States

#146 Sep 16, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
I'm not doubting your accuracy, but what exactly is the felony charge for spitting in a pig's food? How would you prove it (assuming its not a massive phlegm ball)?
Thought you knew everything, that crack pipe burned what few brain cells your Pumpkin Head had ROFLMAO. Try "knowingly sell tainted food" your'e all talk "little boy" craw back in your hole and shut up.
bacon hater

United States

#147 Sep 17, 2012
Of course a company cannot knowingly sell tainted food. But that's a civil complaint, not a criminal one. There exists a charge "maliciously tampering with food," which has never been used in west virgina - its design is to protect the public from biohazards intended to cause widespread illness (terrorist attack). My question remains, how would you prove it? Also, there's no 12 jurists alive that wouldn't let a kid who spit in a pig's food off with a warning. They'd laugh because they too hate pigs by in large. Are you gonna have your pig burger dna tested? Never happen. The solution is simple: pigs can't eat out in their hometown or anywhere in their pig suit. Most pigs understand this and accept it. Why not you? If you don't believe me, double check your McDouble. That's not special sauce. That's baby batter.
fitness-guru

Norman, OK

#148 Sep 17, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
Of course a company cannot knowingly sell tainted food. But that's a civil complaint, not a criminal one. There exists a charge "maliciously tampering with food," which has never been used in west virgina - its design is to protect the public from biohazards intended to cause widespread illness (terrorist attack). My question remains, how would you prove it? Also, there's no 12 jurists alive that wouldn't let a kid who spit in a pig's food off with a warning. They'd laugh because they too hate pigs by in large. Are you gonna have your pig burger dna tested? Never happen. The solution is simple: pigs can't eat out in their hometown or anywhere in their pig suit. Most pigs understand this and accept it. Why not you? If you don't believe me, double check your McDouble. That's not special sauce. That's baby batter.
you are a sicko bacon ... baby batter ...lol
bacon hater

United States

#149 Sep 17, 2012
Thanks roo. I've heard first hand accounts: a pig pulls up and places the order. The cook takes a bathroom break. He brings a plastic glove. He uses it as a "depository." He returns to his station to prepare a pig burger. He deftly empties the glove on the mayo, or mixes it in the ketchup. Management only sees an attentive employee changing gloves after a bathroom break. Then the cop asks why his burger tastes so damn good today. "I mustve been hungry," he says. Yep. Starving. Dear pigs: after you eat out, take a pregnancy test. Or wear a condom...
fitness-guru

Norman, OK

#150 Sep 17, 2012
you must be in a "baiting" mood today bacon. continue please.
fitness-guru

Norman, OK

#151 Sep 17, 2012
shock and awe
bacon hater

United States

#152 Sep 17, 2012
Baiting? Aren't you jonny perceptive today... Right on though. I'm stuck Columbus till 4, so I was hoping to pick a fight with Really till after lunch. He must be working nights, so as to coincide with the 3 am krispy kreme delivery... I also think that may be why pigs eat so many donuts. They are harder to tamper with, are fattening, cheap and available 24/7. For a pig, the krispy kreme may quite possibly be the world's most perfect food.
Why

Hyattsville, MD

#153 Sep 17, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
Baiting? Aren't you jonny perceptive today... Right on though.
There is NO reasonable explanation for your hatred of cops with one exception...

Someone BUSTED you once and you paid dearly and you hold a grudge F O R E V E R!

I say ... good for the pig! He fried him some bacon - as in hater.

Don't be mad. It isn't good for the digestion.
bacon hater

United States

#154 Sep 17, 2012
Never been in legal trouble. Nice try though. I hate them because they only target the poor (know any rich people in jail?), they are uneducated, murder citizens regularly (they killed a 16-year old female friend of mine), are so full of shit they are hilarious, have little effect on crime, are mostly too fat to do anything constructive, break the law regularly, molest children at a rate far higher than the general public and protect fellow pigs when they do these things. If you just read a little bit on pig abuses of justice, you would also have a problem. After a dumb pig mutilates someone close to you in an effort to get on tv during a high speed chase, you too will be a bacon hater. Not the Bacon Hater, but a bacon hater nonetheless.
Why

Hyattsville, MD

#155 Sep 17, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
Never been in legal trouble. Nice try though. I hate them because they only target the poor (know any rich people in jail?), they are uneducated, murder citizens regularly (they killed a 16-year old female friend of mine), are so full of shit they are hilarious, have little effect on crime, are mostly too fat to do anything constructive, break the law regularly, molest children at a rate far higher than the general public and protect fellow pigs when they do these things. If you just read a little bit on pig abuses of justice, you would also have a problem. After a dumb pig mutilates someone close to you in an effort to get on tv during a high speed chase, you too will be a bacon hater. Not the Bacon Hater, but a bacon hater nonetheless.
You are doing it - crucifying all for the sins of one.

I know many good cops, and I believe they far outweigh the bad.
Really

United States

#156 Sep 17, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
Of course a company cannot knowingly sell tainted food. But that's a civil complaint, not a criminal one. There exists a charge "maliciously tampering with food," which has never been used in west virgina - its design is to protect the public from biohazards intended to cause widespread illness (terrorist attack). My question remains, how would you prove it? Also, there's no 12 jurists alive that wouldn't let a kid who spit in a pig's food off with a warning. They'd laugh because they too hate pigs by in large. Are you gonna have your pig burger dna tested? Never happen. The solution is simple: pigs can't eat out in their hometown or anywhere in their pig suit. Most pigs understand this and accept it. Why not you? If you don't believe me, double check your McDouble. That's not special sauce. That's baby batter.
wrong, it has been used before. In Michigan a State Trooper seen a punk "you know like you" spit in his food and it was then served to him, he walked back arrested the punk and hauled him off to jail where he was convicted. You talk a lot of shit behind you fake name, why? Because you know when your real name comes out you will without a doubt have many ass whippings coming, so keep on hiding "Punk Boy" LMAO
bacon hater

United States

#157 Sep 17, 2012
Terrorist, harboring terrorists. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Blue on blue don't show. Never has. Never will. And it's not one. One-seventh of the Ripley Police department are outted as child sex predators. How many do we not know about because they have license to molest (as well as intimidate, lie, kill, harass and get paid for being fat and lazy).
bacon hater

United States

#158 Sep 17, 2012
Really wrote:
<quoted text>
wrong, it has been used before. In Michigan a State Trooper seen a punk "you know like you" spit in his food and it was then served to him, he walked back arrested the punk and hauled him off to jail where he was convicted. You talk a lot of shit behind you fake name, why? Because you know when your real name comes out you will without a doubt have many ass whippings coming, so keep on hiding "Punk Boy" LMAO
Your reading skills are as good as your pig skills. I said "never used in wv." That's stands for "West Virginia." It's where we live. Bet the punk got off scott-free, and is all the more popular (and hilarious) for it. What's your real name, krispy kreme?
Really

United States

#159 Sep 17, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
<quoted text>Your reading skills are as good as your pig skills. I said "never used in wv." That's stands for "West Virginia." It's where we live. Bet the punk got off scott-free, and is all the more popular (and hilarious) for it. What's your real name, krispy kreme?
So now you are so smart that you can keep track of "Every" citation or charge that has "ever" been written in the State of West Virginia? The more you talk the dumber you get. Oh by the way make it easy on yourself, name the place little boy you will go back to Ravenswood black and blue and broken up I will gladly take your challenge punk boy. You talk a lot of shit.
bacon hater

United States

#160 Sep 17, 2012
Here we go - another internet Rambo gonna beat up a screen name. And it's called a search engine. You don't have to keep track of every ticket. You can just search for the ones you need to know. No wonder pigs are so f_cking stupid. Sheesh. NCIC is expensive, but they are thorough.
Really

United States

#161 Sep 17, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
Here we go - another internet Rambo gonna beat up a screen name. And it's called a search engine. You don't have to keep track of every ticket. You can just search for the ones you need to know. No wonder pigs are so f_cking stupid. Sheesh. NCIC is expensive, but they are thorough.
D.B. now i know name Punk, grow eyes in the back of your head
Really

Reynoldsburg, OH

#162 Sep 17, 2012
bacon hater wrote:
Baiting? Aren't you jonny perceptive today... Right on though. I'm stuck Columbus till 4, so I was hoping to pick a fight with Really till after lunch. He must be working nights, so as to coincide with the 3 am krispy kreme delivery... I also think that may be why pigs eat so many donuts. They are harder to tamper with, are fattening, cheap and available 24/7. For a pig, the krispy kreme may quite possibly be the world's most perfect food.
I'll let you know where I'll be in a few, at work Joyce Iron & Metal stop in some time.
disbelief

Ardsley, NY

#163 Sep 17, 2012
This bacon hater much be a complete idiot!!!! About as bad as anyone I've seen on here!!!!!!!! Get a life you loser.
bacon hater

United States

#164 Sep 17, 2012
Really wrote:
<quoted text>
D.B. now i know name Punk, grow eyes in the back of your head
D.B.? What, is that supposed to be my initials or something? Internet Rambos make me laugh. I just hope some guy out there with those initials doesn't get beat up by the keystone cop lovers. And I hope that there isn't some guy out there impersonating the Bacon Hater. That would be catastrophe. There's only one bacon hater and I don't think anyone else can do what I do, at the rate that I do it with the level of hilarious-ness I do it with.

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