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TheArabPrincessJ CP

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#1 Mar 13, 2013
Being the good Catholic that I am (and they needed my assistance) and having been present at The Vatican, I can say that "Yes, it is true." There was black smoke from the Sistine Chapel. The New Pope has been selected. He is Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio. He is from Argentina. He is Pope Francis.

Long live the Catholic Church!

“Byah!”

Since: Sep 11

Charleston, WV

#2 Mar 13, 2013
TheArabPrincessJCP wrote:
Being the good Catholic that I am (and they needed my assistance) and having been present at The Vatican, I can say that "Yes, it is true." There was black smoke from the Sistine Chapel. The New Pope has been selected. He is Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio. He is from Argentina. He is Pope Francis.
Long live the Catholic Church!
Well, if you're such a good Catholic, you will know that black smoke signals that the Pope wasn't selected yet. Today, when the Cardinal was chosen, the smoke was white. Whoops.
Rainbow

AOL

#3 Mar 13, 2013
Louda wrote:
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Well, if you're such a good Catholic, you will know that black smoke signals that the Pope wasn't selected yet. Today, when the Cardinal was chosen, the smoke was white. Whoops.
Black? White? Blue, green, purple? They're all colors of the Rainbow my friend. That beautiful spectrum of light in the sky!

I tried to convince them to send up blue smoke - my favorite color, and BlueMartian's, too. Gee, I wonder why!? LOL
bacon hater

Southview, PA

#4 Mar 13, 2013
The Pope. Hilarious. How many sub-Gods are in this ridiculous "monotheistic" religion nowadays?
Yes it is me

Scott Depot, WV

#5 Mar 13, 2013
You should not correct a Princess in that manner. Please let me offer you a hand.

My Dearest ArabPrincessJCP,

Thank you for being a good Catholic and you are an inspiration to all of us. I noticed your comment concerning the selection of the new Pope Francis and feel it was a well thought out post, as are all of your posts.

I also noticed black smoke coming from the Chapel but it turned out to be a black winged seagull which confused many people. Of course I would never say you were confused like the average peasant, however it is possible the seagull is to blame for this misrepresentation.

Long live the Catholic Church and long live the Arab "Queen" JCP.
Cardinal Sin

Point Pleasant, WV

#6 Mar 13, 2013
TheArabPrincessJCP wrote:
Being the good Catholic that I am (and they needed my assistance) and having been present at The Vatican, I can say that "Yes, it is true." There was black smoke from the Sistine Chapel. The New Pope has been selected. He is Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio. He is from Argentina. He is Pope Francis.
Long live the Catholic Church!
I was rooting for the Holy Seagull. He was perched up there forever and never did sh!t down the chimney. Which would have been awesome by the way
Bird

Point Pleasant, WV

#7 Mar 13, 2013
Louda wrote:
<quoted text>Well, if you're such a good Catholic, you will know that black smoke signals that the Pope wasn't selected yet. Today, when the Cardinal was chosen, the smoke was white. Whoops.
Lmfao!
JillianMichaels

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#8 Mar 13, 2013
Bird wrote:
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Lmfao!
Well, you gotta get your exercise some way, bird. Burn those calories (and fat, too)!
bacon hater

Southview, PA

#9 Mar 13, 2013
Jillian Michaels is a dude.
Pappy

Ravenswood, WV

#10 Mar 13, 2013
It had to be this guy cause all the other contenders had arrest records for child abuse.
fitness-guru

Norman, OK

#11 Mar 13, 2013
how do they get the smoke just right. why isn't it grey like all the normal smoke. I think its fake smoke. so there. how do you like it.
TheArabPrincessJ CP

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#12 Mar 13, 2013
Can someone explain to me why Topix has the storyline at the top of this webpage touting the announcement of the New Pope with a photo of Joe Biden beside it? LOL Must be all that black and white smoke causing so much confusion - it drifted all the way over here. Just sayin'...:)
TheArabPrincessJ CP

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#13 Mar 13, 2013
See, I mean Holy See, no everyone is confused. LOL
Pope Bubba the 1st

Cantonment, FL

#14 Mar 13, 2013
Well, the old boy system screwed us again. They picked some sissy boy from that country where all the nazi war criminals fled to in the late 40's. Or one next door, anyway.

Has he helped the junta lately?

I'm Pope Bubba the 1st, and I approved this message.
TheArabPrincessJ CP

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#15 Mar 13, 2013
Pope Bubba the 1st wrote:
Well, the old boy system screwed us again. They picked some sissy boy from that country where all the nazi war criminals fled to in the late 40's. Or one next door, anyway.
Has he helped the junta lately?
I'm Pope Bubba the 1st, and I approved this message.
The Boys From Brazil.

Pope Bubba the 1st -
Welcome to our humble Parish, Saint Ravenswood the Finest.
TheArabPrincessJ CP

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#16 Mar 13, 2013
Please feel free to give us a Benediction - we could use some blessings in these parts, some more than others. Just sayin'. : )
Pope Bubba the 1st

Cantonment, FL

#17 Mar 13, 2013
Thankee, thankee!

Let us begin with these words from Brother Eric Burdon during his days with the Animals---

"...my intentions are good...dear Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood..."

And a HEY-holly-holly-Heyy-Holly-jol ly-Ima-yer-telephone-man~!

You may be seated.
TheArabPrincessJ CP

AOL

#18 Mar 13, 2013
Pope Bubba the 1st wrote:
Thankee, thankee!
Let us begin with these words from Brother Eric Burdon during his days with the Animals---
"...my intentions are good...dear Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood..."
And a HEY-holly-holly-Heyy-Holly-jol ly-Ima-yer-telephone-man~!
You may be seated.
Hey Pope - Saint Rave's is an EOE. I volunteer to be Altar Girl.:)
Pope Bubba the 1st

Cantonment, FL

#19 Mar 13, 2013
Well, uhh, heh heh, OKAY, errr... ummm- don't want to put you in any COMPROMISING positions, mmm-hmmm...
TheArabPrincessJCP wrote:
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Hey Pope - Saint Rave's is an EOE. I volunteer to be Altar Girl.:)
However, you may, of course, pass out the wine, light the incense & candles, hand out prayer pillows, songbooks & such.

I'm Pope Bubba the 1st, and I approved this message.
fitness-guru

Norman, OK

#20 Mar 13, 2013
for those of you who are in need of help and prayer .. twitter the poop at @JMBergoglio. thank you guru for that info. your welcome.

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