The meteor was a sign from Jesus. Or ...

The meteor was a sign from Jesus. Or God, whichever.

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bacon hater

Acme, PA

#1 Feb 15, 2013
Seriously though, that thing was awesome. You have to watch the cell phone video with the sound. Turn a little extra bass in the volume.
fitness-guru

Norman, OK

#2 Feb 15, 2013
that was bad-azz. boom ! reported hundred of injuries. wonder what that was.
fitness-guru

Norman, OK

#3 Feb 15, 2013
earthquakes wont happen anymore if you repent.
bacon hater

Acme, PA

#4 Feb 15, 2013
Gays cause asteroid strikes.
Bird

United States

#5 Feb 15, 2013
bacon hater wrote:
Gays cause asteroid strikes.
Iol...! Is that your "big bang" theory...!?
Colonel Kurtz

Parkersburg, WV

#6 Feb 15, 2013
As predicted by the prophet Rev John Hagee

http://catholic-resources.org/Students/JohnHa...

Hell Storm of Fire... we are all fuct.
fitness-guru WARNING

Norman, OK

#7 Feb 15, 2013
here comes another one ... the first one was a bkoken piece. were all going to die.
TheArabPrincessJ CP

AOL

#8 Feb 15, 2013
fitness-guru WARNING wrote:
here comes another one ... the first one was a bkoken piece. were all going to die.
That's an asteroid. Just going to buzz by the earth - although closer to us than our own satellites.
TheArabPrincessJ CP

AOL

#9 Feb 15, 2013
Actually, the big one is predicted (prophetically) to hit in 2019. Talk about cataclysmic event...watch Deep Impact for a possible scenario.

If it hits in the ocean, a big rock making a big splash, and a very large wave.

It'll make what happened in Indonesia and the islands from the tsunami in 2005 look like a dip in a baby pool.
TheArabPrincessJ CP

AOL

#10 Feb 15, 2013
Matt 24:29

Luke 21:24-28

Gen 1:14

Rev 6:12

Luke 21:11

Isaiah 13:10
DoubleAgentJCP

AOL

#11 Feb 15, 2013
Natasha say, What iz happening to my beloved Russia? We get hitz by zee big rock in zee sky, yes? Could ziz be a spanking from God for Mother Russia?

I am zee great Natasha, yes, and I know zees things.
bacon hater

Pittsburgh, PA

#12 Feb 15, 2013
I know the Jesus-freaks don't believe in math and science, so stop reading here. To my fellow reality dwellers, this is cool...

There is a place in Earth's orbit where objects can get snagged. The exact place depends upon the mass of the object, but there is one coming close in 2016. If it dips below this "keyhole" it will get flung away by the Earth. If it's above it, it won't be affected enough. But if it finds the sweet spot, it will go around us 5 times and drill us. The odds are 1 in 211,000 of that happeniing, which are really good considering the odds of a random meteror over a mile across strking us on any given day are over 1 in 10 million. Pretty cool.

And no, JCP, it isn't the New World Order Meteor or the Asteroid Anti-Christ. Just big rocks a few billion years old moving through space. You need good math to predict them. Guys in tents a few thousand years ago weren't very good at math, so whatever prophecy you code-out of a fictional book written by these men won't work. Remember, fig leaf doesn't mean May of 1948.
DoubleAgentJCP

AOL

#13 Feb 15, 2013
bacon hater wrote:
I know the Jesus-freaks don't believe in math and science, so stop reading here. To my fellow reality dwellers, this is cool...
There is a place in Earth's orbit where objects can get snagged. The exact place depends upon the mass of the object, but there is one coming close in 2016. If it dips below this "keyhole" it will get flung away by the Earth. If it's above it, it won't be affected enough. But if it finds the sweet spot, it will go around us 5 times and drill us. The odds are 1 in 211,000 of that happeniing, which are really good considering the odds of a random meteror over a mile across strking us on any given day are over 1 in 10 million. Pretty cool.
And no, JCP, it isn't the New World Order Meteor or the Asteroid Anti-Christ. Just big rocks a few billion years old moving through space. You need good math to predict them. Guys in tents a few thousand years ago weren't very good at math, so whatever prophecy you code-out of a fictional book written by these men won't work. Remember, fig leaf doesn't mean May of 1948.
Zee baconist, don't put words in my mouth...

I also have heard it from a reliable source and informant, my boss Boris, that zis vas no meteor but rather zomething detonated in zee Rusky skies by zee crazy Americans, yes? My comrades-in-arms are zaying zis iz zo and zat zee Zecretary of Defenze of U.S. vas trying to reach Russian gov't official to varn of zis attack, but could not get through to give zee communique...

zis vas reported on zee, how do you zay, "VOXNews Network" (always fair and balanced), but they zay zat the U.S. Gov't denies zit.

Only zee great Natasha knows for sure...LOL

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