I would NOT have a problem with a nurse giving me a sponge bath!<quoted text>
Speaking of sponges, you should pull on that string next to your bed and have the nurse come give you a bath. The gnats are starting to clog up the fan on my computer.
Besides, the only string that you have to pull is on your own personally used super size tampon that the gnats are swarming around. That's what is clogging the fan on your 564K computer. YUCK!