Happy Halloween!

[All of us]

Just wanted to toss out a huge Thank You to everyone tonight who handed out candy.

A special appreciation should go to everyone in the 4th Street and 5th Street neighborhood - nearly every house had offerings, even houses without kids of their own. Seems like that historic neighborhood plays Host to every kid in town...

My kids learned a new word tonight, a*s*s*h*o*l*e, used to describe people too stingy or sour-pussed to hand out candy.

And a great big F-U- to those people who didn't give my kids anything, but send their own kids to my house... Classic case of jerkoff-ness...

[RATON]

YOU DICK. IM JUGGING YOU DOWN. THERES LOTS OF GOOD REASONS WHY I DIDNT GIVE YOU KIDS CANDY....
THINKS JUST HAVENT BEEN RITE SINCE THE KIDS DADDYS LEFT. STATE TRIED TO GET ME SOME MONEY FROM THEM BUT I DON'T KNOW THE MENS NAMES
FATHERLESS OBESE KIDS ATE ALL THE CANDY DAYS BEFORE HALOWEEN. BOYFIEND WENT TO GET MORE BUT THE PO-POS LOCKED HIM UP ON THE WAY TO THE STORE.
HAD A BIT OF MONEY OF MY OWN, BUT SPENT IT ON SMOKES BEER AND LOTTERY TICKETS. DIDNT WANT TO MISS THE BIG JACKPOT DRAWING.
ANYWAY I WAS SO HIGH I COULDNT COME TO THE DOOR. AND BFF WAS PASSED OUT IN LIVING ROOM - YOUR KIDS WANT TO SEE THAT?!?
BESIDES, I'M UNEDUCATED AND UNEMPLOYED, SO YOU OWE MY KIDS CANDY!!!
DAMM LIBARY WORKEER SAYS I GOT TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER NOW. ILL BE BACK!