You know you are from Raton when....

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firebrander

Santa Fe, NM

#1 Mar 13, 2012
...the fenders and doors on your car are different colors.
...you driver across the street.
...it's safer to jaywalk than to cross at the traffic light.
...you consider a getaway a trip to Trinadad for Chinese and a shopping trip at Wal-Mart
...you sneeze and someone calls from across town to say "Bless you".
...you have gang tattoos, wear thug clothes, drive a beat up car and wonder why people suspect you as being a criminal.
...you have more than one abandon car in your yard.
...you have more than a dozen cat.
...you have more than 5 dogs.
...you dump your trash in other neighborhoods so the bears don't drag it all over yours, and then complain about people dumping trash in your neighborhood.
...a fun Saturday night is getting blitzed.
...you have to travel hundreds of miles for decent medical care.
...you have the "what do you want?" attitude.
...you actually believe there is going to be a racino.
...you complain non stop but never so much as picked up a single piece of trash.
...you go on Topix to spread rumors about people and then get mad when people go on Topix to spread rumors about you.
Reality Hurts

Albuquerque, NM

#3 Mar 13, 2012
firebrander wrote:
...the fenders and doors on your car are different colors.
...you driver across the street.
...it's safer to jaywalk than to cross at the traffic light.
...you consider a getaway a trip to Trinadad for Chinese and a shopping trip at Wal-Mart
...you sneeze and someone calls from across town to say "Bless you".
...you have gang tattoos, wear thug clothes, drive a beat up car and wonder why people suspect you as being a criminal.
...you have more than one abandon car in your yard.
...you have more than a dozen cat.
...you have more than 5 dogs.
...you dump your trash in other neighborhoods so the bears don't drag it all over yours, and then complain about people dumping trash in your neighborhood.
...a fun Saturday night is getting blitzed.
...you have to travel hundreds of miles for decent medical care.
...you have the "what do you want?" attitude.
...you actually believe there is going to be a racino.
...you complain non stop but never so much as picked up a single piece of trash.
...you go on Topix to spread rumors about people and then get mad when people go on Topix to spread rumors about you.
This is hilarious...bravo bravo....the reality of your post is so spot on that it makes me hurt from laughter.
Just Me

Albuquerque, NM

#4 Mar 13, 2012
If you think earning minimum wage at a slots casino is a Good Job, you might be from Raton.

If you have better tires on your roof than your car, you might be from Raton.

If your house has a license plate in the window, you might be from Raton.

If you make family appointments at the probation office, you might be from Raton.

If you think the sound of your quarter panel vibrating is 'thumping', you might be from Raton.

If you paved your yard to park more cars, you might be from Raton. And if you dug out the curb in order to drive in your yard, you might be from Raton.

If each of your siblings has a different dad, you might be from Raton.

If there are three or more generations living in the same trailer, you might be from Raton.

If you think "Formal Education" means wearing a tie to Drunk Driving Class, you might be from Raton.
more signs

Albuquerque, NM

#5 Mar 14, 2012
1. Your wardrobe consists of fuzzy pajamas, stained t-shirts, and slippers (This is going to town clothes).
2. You know more about Meth then you do Math.
3. You get credit for frequent flyer miles at the emergency room.
4. You know the CYFD workers by their first names.
5. Drug court is where you catch up with your friends.
6. When you have three pit bulls, gold chains, tattoos and no teeth.
7. When you canít work at Dennyís because your drug test was negative.
8. When you use a rope to keep your car doors closed.
9. Roger Rael is your friend on facebook

“Hood Rats and Trolls Beware!”

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#6 Mar 14, 2012
more signs wrote:
1. Your wardrobe consists of fuzzy pajamas, stained t-shirts, and slippers (This is going to town clothes).
2. You know more about Meth then you do Math.
3. You get credit for frequent flyer miles at the emergency room.
4. You know the CYFD workers by their first names.
5. Drug court is where you catch up with your friends.
6. When you have three pit bulls, gold chains, tattoos and no teeth.
7. When you canít work at Dennyís because your drug test was negative.
8. When you use a rope to keep your car doors closed.
9. Roger Rael is your friend on facebook
That's Hilarious! True but hilarious!
LisaM

Pueblo, CO

#7 Mar 15, 2012
Oh these were some very key points and just think I didnt know you cock suckers watch Foxworthy of CMT so often...I thought you were raping each other or coming up with cut down jokes. note to self do drive by one adverasires homes during jeff foxworthy show....how do you want you potatoe honey pop pop !! lol oops

Hey assholes the jokes on you...You know your from Raton when the wheels on you car are taller then the chief of police.

You want to talk about shine, how about that nose....shit i thought you guys were Rudolf the way them noses shining so bright. I guess that nose goes up each others ass in your mob squad huh. hey fallow the leader you look like a landing strip...no wait the Ho she Man trail....Dont follow roger dumb asses he isnt santa clause, ey que pendejos....

Whos next? BJ? Peter? Teri? stay tuned for another exciting episode of thres stupidos en el medio del camino con mocos.

Your know your stupid and white from raton when you think your comedian plagerizing on someone elses jokes....wait is that the new city manager making all these funnies....aww you little rascal i forgot you like to steal everyone else shit...

Welcome to raton asshole you will fit in nicely...xoxo

Hey im late for work so i might have to speed no one call the cops I would hate to get raped and tazzared only to have the cops get off (in more then one way)...Please dont call the cops we cant afford higher liability premiums....

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#9 Mar 15, 2012
Regarding property taxes: The county has nothing to say about late taxes. They can try to collect for 3 years, but the can not reduce or negotiate the amount and they can not sell the property. After 3 years, the matter is automatically handed over to the Property Tax Division of the New Mexico Taxation and Revenue Department. When that happens, it's over. Make arrangements to pay or off to sale you go!
You know its Roger when

Albuquerque, NM

#10 Mar 15, 2012
Oh these were some very key points and just think I didnt know you cock suckers watch Foxworthy of CMT so often...I thought you were raping each other or coming up with cut down jokes. note to self do drive by one adverasires homes during jeff foxworthy show....how do you want you potatoe honey pop pop !! lol oops
Hey assholes the jokes on you...You know your from Raton when the wheels on you car are taller then the chief of police.
You want to talk about shine, how about that nose....shit i thought you guys were Rudolf the way them noses shining so bright. I guess that nose goes up each others ass in your mob squad huh. hey fallow the leader you look like a landing strip...no wait the Ho she Man trail....Dont follow roger dumb asses he isnt santa clause, ey que pendejos....
Whos next? BJ? Peter? Teri? stay tuned for another exciting episode of thres stupidos en el medio del camino con mocos.
Your know your stupid and white from raton when you think your comedian plagerizing on someone elses jokes....wait is that the new city manager making all these funnies....aww you little rascal i forgot you like to steal everyone else shit...
Welcome to raton asshole you will fit in nicely...xoxo
Hey im late for work so i might have to speed no one call the cops I would hate to get raped and tazzared only to have the cops get off (in more then one way)...Please dont call the cops we cant afford higher liability premiums....
You know its roger when he changes his identity, but the location is Pueblo, United States, or not disclosed.
You know its roger rael when he lives in the past because the present passed him by.
You know your roger rael when people are attacked for stating fun facts.
You know its roger rael when he has more cuss words that vocabulary.
You know its roger rael when he attacks you with putdowns instead of talking with some sort of validity.
You know its roger rael when the words in the post include plagarizing, pendejos, tazer, police, pj, and "Roger's a nice guy".
You know your a Roger when.....you try to pose as different people and reply to your own posts..
lol

Albuquerque, NM

#11 Mar 15, 2012
roger is a ding a ling
tRuTh HuRts pendeco

Albuquerque, NM

#12 Mar 15, 2012
its funny how roger clowns cuz he IS detested in raton. maybe your jealous cause we are alive and well without your existence. maybe your mad cuz your almost 40 and your working at an auto parts store making minimum wage. maybe your mad because you cant even pay your rent and mommy has to save you. maybe your mad bcz your driving a bad ass car that is basically stolen because you havent paid it in over 2 years. maybe your mad because the people you claimed to be linked to, clown and diss on you all the time. maybe your mad cuz your a joke and no one will ever take you serious.
I will give it to you, you ARE very undercover. Law of the land is greater...you can run fatso, but you cant hide. the government will catch up with you to pay college tuition back, your car will finally be repossessed when they find you, the money will eventually quit coming in for rent and etc, and soon the auto parts store will find that thier inventory has been disappearing since your fat ass was hired. shoot out all the names you want bed wetter. Gods law is greater than your mouth....all we true Ratonians have to do is sit back and watch and what a fun-filled day that will be!!! enjoy for now jelly roll...karma is just around your corner.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#13 Mar 15, 2012
pendeco? Really?! Is that some Raton dialect of a combination Spanglish/Portugish/PigLatin?

You know you're in Raton when you see that most of the folks are illiterate in both Spanish and English.
lol

Albuquerque, NM

#14 Mar 15, 2012
thats ol' skool ojo. i am Ratonian, and i love it. and i love my peeps here. nd fatso can suck butt
tRuTh HuRts pendeco

Albuquerque, NM

#15 Mar 15, 2012
ha...that is old school. Every community has flavor. So what, are you gonna freak when I tell you I have a Texas draw? geez o pete...chill
huh

Albuquerque, NM

#16 Mar 15, 2012
tRuTh HuRts pendeco wrote:
ha...that is old school. Every community has flavor. So what, are you gonna freak when I tell you I have a Texas draw? geez o pete...chill
Is that like a royal flush? who the pendeco??
RATON CAT

Trinidad, CO

#17 Mar 16, 2012
you know it's roger when it smells bad,looks bad,spells bad,

hey roger put your brain back in before your vatos play soccer with it- won't hurt it but will smell like rest of you with the added dog pooh

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#18 Mar 16, 2012
Raton Cat, question: Soccer Ball or Hacky Sack?
flower child

Pueblo, CO

#19 Mar 18, 2012
tRuTh HuRts pendeco wrote:
its funny how roger clowns cuz he IS detested in raton. maybe your jealous cause we are alive and well without your existence. maybe your mad cuz your almost 40 and your working at an auto parts store making minimum wage. maybe your mad because you cant even pay your rent and mommy has to save you. maybe your mad bcz your driving a bad ass car that is basically stolen because you havent paid it in over 2 years. maybe your mad because the people you claimed to be linked to, clown and diss on you all the time. maybe your mad cuz your a joke and no one will ever take you serious.
I will give it to you, you ARE very undercover. Law of the land is greater...you can run fatso, but you cant hide. the government will catch up with you to pay college tuition back, your car will finally be repossessed when they find you, the money will eventually quit coming in for rent and etc, and soon the auto parts store will find that thier inventory has been disappearing since your fat ass was hired. shoot out all the names you want bed wetter. Gods law is greater than your mouth....all we true Ratonians have to do is sit back and watch and what a fun-filled day that will be!!! enjoy for now jelly roll...karma is just around your corner.
If that does not say hater all over it I dont know what does. Lol Oh well good for him if he is getting away with it. MAd? it sounds as if you're angry because, you do not have it as easy as he does. Lol maybe if you had a purpose in life you would be off this site and focused on that purpose. FYI if you're driving a car and are not paying attention you might cause your own accident. Perhaps the real joke is on you because, your the one that had your car reposesed. So in reality its you that is going no where because you have no car. I remember when you were begging your brother for $500 dollars to get the same "repo-man". Didn't he lend it to you and did you not pay it back? What about that tire he bought you when you showed up in Raton? You were running from the repoman right? Yes you were and I believe Wallmart employees will remember you and a recipt will validate this claim that your brother helped you out. If your paying so much attention to Roger's life that means you are not fully controling yours. If any thing I would back up on alligations especially on the net. If chubs(Roger that's what his real friends call him) gets hemmed up for anything this might be his loop hole out. Lol wouldn't that be great. But seriously why do you hate Roger so much? At first I found him abnoxious and rude but the guy is really a decent guy. And fyi the only reason you knew he worked at Orilie's is because he helped some people from Raton out who's car broke down. Lets see the story late night January cold night in Pueblo. Store was about to close people had their vechicale break down and wanted to "barrow" a device to detect faulty codes. The tool couldn't be lent out, the woman spoke frantically that she was from Raton and they had to get back. Rog left work to go help the folks out. Thats the type of guy he is. He took a challenge and is making good of it, but you all are such bitches you cant back the fuck up and let some one whos serious about helping Raton do what needs to be done. And that intals getting educated. There is a thing known as the first amendement and there is also the 5th and 14th amendments in which I am very fond of. You have infringed on each of these rights of everyone on this blog. You are not a Ratoinan and if you composure is what makes a "Ratonioan" there is severe displacement in your head with what is normal and what if obsured. In two years what have you done to improve the quailty of life on earth? Have you completed any studies in the proper function and duties of government? No the Oriley factore and politics over a line of cocaine does not constitue it. Whats even funnier is that Rog strikes your nerves from far away. ROGER WE LOVE YOU !!!!
tRuTh HuRts pendeco

Albuquerque, NM

#20 Mar 18, 2012
flower child wrote:
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If that does not say hater all over it I dont know what does. Lol Oh well good for him if he is getting away with it. MAd? it sounds as if you're angry because, you do not have it as easy as he does. Lol maybe if you had a purpose in life you would be off this site and focused on that purpose. FYI if you're driving a car and are not paying attention you might cause your own accident. Perhaps the real joke is on you because, your the one that had your car reposesed. So in reality its you that is going no where because you have no car. I remember when you were begging your brother for $500 dollars to get the same "repo-man". Didn't he lend it to you and did you not pay it back? What about that tire he bought you when you showed up in Raton? You were running from the repoman right? Yes you were and I believe Wallmart employees will remember you and a recipt will validate this claim that your brother helped you out. If your paying so much attention to Roger's life that means you are not fully controling yours. If any thing I would back up on alligations especially on the net. If chubs(Roger that's what his real friends call him) gets hemmed up for anything this might be his loop hole out. Lol wouldn't that be great. But seriously why do you hate Roger so much? At first I found him abnoxious and rude but the guy is really a decent guy. And fyi the only reason you knew he worked at Orilie's is because he helped some people from Raton out who's car broke down. Lets see the story late night January cold night in Pueblo. Store was about to close people had their vechicale break down and wanted to "barrow" a device to detect faulty codes. The tool couldn't be lent out, the woman spoke frantically that she was from Raton and they had to get back. Rog left work to go help the folks out. Thats the type of guy he is. He took a challenge and is making good of it, but you all are such bitches you cant back the fuck up and let some one whos serious about helping Raton do what needs to be done. And that intals getting educated. There is a thing known as the first amendement and there is also the 5th and 14th amendments in which I am very fond of. You have infringed on each of these rights of everyone on this blog. You are not a Ratoinan and if you composure is what makes a "Ratonioan" there is severe displacement in your head with what is normal and what if obsured. In two years what have you done to improve the quailty of life on earth? Have you completed any studies in the proper function and duties of government? No the Oriley factore and politics over a line of cocaine does not constitue it. Whats even funnier is that Rog strikes your nerves from far away. ROGER WE LOVE YOU !!!!
sad sad sad. i'd feel sorry for you roger, but in your twisted head you would mistake it for kindness. Do you know how crazy you sound? i guess writing love letters to yourself takes away the sting that you a very much hated. take your meds bipolar cyber dude.
LOL

Pueblo, CO

#21 Mar 21, 2012
tRuTh HuRts pendeco wrote:
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sad sad sad. i'd feel sorry for you roger, but in your twisted head you would mistake it for kindness. Do you know how crazy you sound? i guess writing love letters to yourself takes away the sting that you a very much hated. take your meds bipolar cyber dude.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE ...TO BE QUIET HONEST WERE THOSE TEARS IN YOUR EYES ?
hick in the sticks

Beulah, CO

#22 Apr 2, 2012
When your black gmc cost more than your Carson trailer

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