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“Dont care how you did it in FL”

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#1 Mar 3, 2013
They was three dudes going on a road trip to california a few years back one was from Georgia, one from South Carolina and another from florida (by way of some rust belt state) when the car breaks down in the desert in New Mexico. Having several miles to walk in the extreme heat the man from Ga grabs all the water and the dude from SC grabs all the food. They look around and the floridiot is carrying the car door. The old boy from SC says what in the world are you doing carrying the car door? The floridiot responds " In case we get to hot i can roll down the window".
Just a Reader

Sylva, NC

#2 Mar 3, 2013
Where is your Uncle and Pretend Jimmy?? And the rest of the crew?
Timmy_ wrote:
They was three dudes going on a road trip to california a few years back one was from Georgia, one from South Carolina and another from florida (by way of some rust belt state) when the car breaks down in the desert in New Mexico. Having several miles to walk in the extreme heat the man from Ga grabs all the water and the dude from SC grabs all the food. They look around and the floridiot is carrying the car door. The old boy from SC says what in the world are you doing carrying the car door? The floridiot responds " In case we get to hot i can roll down the window".
Laughing Out Loud

Blairsville, GA

#3 Mar 3, 2013
Timmy_ wrote:
They was three dudes going on a road trip to california a few years back one was from Georgia, one from South Carolina and another from florida (by way of some rust belt state) when the car breaks down in the desert in New Mexico. Having several miles to walk in the extreme heat the man from Ga grabs all the water and the dude from SC grabs all the food. They look around and the floridiot is carrying the car door. The old boy from SC says what in the world are you doing carrying the car door? The floridiot responds " In case we get to hot i can roll down the window".
That's like those dumb Floridiots who drowned a while back - a couple of them were in the bed of a pickup truck when it ran off into the ocean. They all died because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
Happy Days

Dahlonega, GA

#4 Mar 3, 2013
Timmy_ wrote:
They was three dudes going on a road trip to california a few years back one was from Georgia, one from South Carolina and another from florida (by way of some rust belt state) when the car breaks down in the desert in New Mexico. Having several miles to walk in the extreme heat the man from Ga grabs all the water and the dude from SC grabs all the food. They look around and the floridiot is carrying the car door. The old boy from SC says what in the world are you doing carrying the car door? The floridiot responds " In case we get to hot i can roll down the window".
Yawn
Just a Reader

Sylva, NC

#5 Mar 3, 2013
I agree.
Happy Days wrote:
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Yawn
Bet you did not know

Dawsonville, GA

#6 Mar 3, 2013
Timmy_ wrote:
They was three dudes going on a road trip to california a few years back one was from Georgia, one from South Carolina and another from florida (by way of some rust belt state) when the car breaks down in the desert in New Mexico. Having several miles to walk in the extreme heat the man from Ga grabs all the water and the dude from SC grabs all the food. They look around and the floridiot is carrying the car door. The old boy from SC says what in the world are you doing carrying the car door? The floridiot responds " In case we get to hot i can roll down the window".
That has got to be one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while. I can just see some nut carrying that door.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#7 Mar 4, 2013
Just a Reader wrote:
Where is your Uncle and Pretend Jimmy?? And the rest of the crew?
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Wes round, ole freaklin thang.

Since: Jun 09

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#8 Mar 4, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text>Wes round, ole freaklin thang.
Hi

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#9 Mar 7, 2013
Bet you did not know wrote:
<quoted text>That has got to be one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while. I can just see some nut carrying that door.
Thanks

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#10 Mar 8, 2013
Laurel Wood wrote:
<quoted text>Hi
Howdey Girlie!!

Since: Jun 09

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#11 Mar 8, 2013
Chainsaw Five wrote:
<quoted text>Howdey Girlie!!
Hey fellar took you 5 days to say hello but that is ok; hey its creek weather ain't it?

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#12 Mar 8, 2013
Laurel Wood wrote:
<quoted text>Hey fellar took you 5 days to say hello but that is ok; hey its creek weather ain't it?
Why doz yore self thinks iz called Slowpok. Is you asayin thet youse is ready to gets in that ther creek offen mine????

“yankees go back north”

Since: Apr 12

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#13 Apr 7, 2013
Rotfl be that floridiot got some weird looks when they got to town.

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#14 May 25, 2013
Laughing Out Loud wrote:
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That's like those dumb Floridiots who drowned a while back - a couple of them were in the bed of a pickup truck when it ran off into the ocean. They all died because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
Lol
The Group

Murphy, NC

#15 May 26, 2013
What a little group we have going here. You are
your very own fan club.
Watching

Hollywood, FL

#16 May 26, 2013
The Group wrote:
What a little group we have going here. You are
your very own fan club.
Do you think that graduated preschool?
Watching

Hollywood, FL

#17 May 26, 2013
Watching wrote:
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Do you think that graduated preschool?
THEY

“Dont care how you did it in FL”

Since: Oct 11

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#18 May 26, 2013
The Group wrote:
What a little group we have going here. You are
your very own fan club.
Were you the one carrying the car door?
Floridian

Orlando, FL

#19 May 26, 2013
Timmy_ wrote:
<quoted text>Were you the one carrying the car door?
If he was a Georgian he would be carrying the wheel so he could get there faster.
Floridian

Orlando, FL

#20 May 26, 2013
No, I take that back, he would be carrying the engine so he wouldn't have to walk.

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