The CLOWNS Win

[We Are All Shades]

Yes, Dink, we are ALL shades. Everyone except you and Slap Happy are shades. of course! Many of us have been reading shades column for a decade. We READ his stuff on the Recall. In fact, it can still be accessed. He told both sides of the story, and NEVER to a stand on it either way. So, your comments about his "membership" hold about as much water as your accusations of his being gay. Self promoting? How about a social reject, imbecile clown who spends his days and nights lying about others, while never even signing his name? As someone wrote previously, you are PATHETIC. This is my last post. I'm sick of the lying weasel clown.

[Worker and proud]

Doink The Clown wrote:

Nothing will change in Clown Town... Click your heels and come back to Kansas and face reality!
You pee brains sit on your ass and run your mouth on these forums, Nothing is going to change unless you take it to the streets!
People need to SEE that the People in TOWN mean business!
Crying behind your computer will change nothing!
People need to gather in the center and in front of CLOWN hall to show the media (not shades) and the whole State of Mass that WE are fed up with the corruption and good ol boy club "WTP" deals that go on in Town... WE need to show everyone that the game is over!
We need to clean house at Clown Hall and the SPD.. And remove any link to WTP, And send Mokrispy bye bye!
This Clown crap is all about the circus that goes on in town, You people just don't get it!
Until you people wake up and get off your sorry ass and do something besides whining and crying... The Clown stuff will Continue!
We need more Slap Happy!

I have been saying that since the beginning, anyone say where or when and I will be there. We need to hit the BOS, and get some answers, no one Is doing what they did when the cops were holding up THEIR CHIEF, does anyone notice the ones that backed him are no longer with us, and the others are still being investigated, that's when they all had the BELLS to go to the BOS meeting and raised hell, does that tell us anything. I AM READY WHEN YOU ARE.We are all working hard while these idiots go on paid leave.

[Doink The Clown]

We Are All Shades wrote:

Yes, Dink, we are ALL shades. Everyone except you and Slap Happy are shades. of course! Many of us have been reading shades column for a decade. We READ his stuff on the Recall. In fact, it can still be accessed. He told both sides of the story, and NEVER to a stand on it either way. So, your comments about his "membership" hold about as much water as your accusations of his being gay. Self promoting? How about a social reject, imbecile clown who spends his days and nights lying about others, while never even signing his name? As someone wrote previously, you are PATHETIC. This is my last post. I'm sick of the lying weasel clown.

Shades is a membership card carrying WTP member!
Shades is self promoting!
Shades likes to do things in town, then stand on a stand for all to notice and look for the credit!
Do i like Shades? NO!
Why? Because he supports WTP and he is NO different than Mokrispy!
Now eat my shorts!

[Doink The Clown]

Worker and proud wrote:

<quoted text>I have been saying that since the beginning, anyone say where or when and I will be there. We need to hit the BOS, and get some answers, no one Is doing what they did when the cops were holding up THEIR CHIEF, does anyone notice the ones that backed him are no longer with us, and the others are still being investigated, that's when they all had the BELLS to go to the BOS meeting and raised hell, does that tell us anything. I AM READY WHEN YOU ARE.We are all working hard while these idiots go on paid leave.

2 people will not make a difference!
others have NO backbone!

I too would protest... but this is Clown Town!

[Loser Clown]

Neither Mokrispy nor shades were WTP people. Losers, yes. WTP? Nope.

[Doink The Clown]

Loser Clown wrote:

Neither Mokrispy nor shades were WTP people. Losers, yes. WTP? Nope.

Shades.. a secret member!
Mokrispy... No member!

[Secret Members]

Not only do you have no brains, you're a neurotic, too. ROFL

Doink the Special Needs Clown

[Doink The Clown]

Secret Members wrote:

Not only do you have no brains, you're a neurotic, too. ROFL
Doink the Special Needs Clown

WOW... Now that is Hateful!!!

Stoughton is a "NO Place for those we hate" community!

You Just hate the fact that I'm Right... And YOU are Wrong Like usual!
Clown town Continues!

[Site Ranger]

Don't know who you are, but don't stop posting over likes of Doink and other clowns. Just ignore them and post what you want. Otherwise they truly do win....
Look at his post ahead of this one. He's printing the exact same stuff since Truth and the many other aliases....over and over. He is neither credible nor clever and offers nothing to this forum. I guilty of falling in to his trap too, but if I do reply to something at this point, it's not for his benefit.

We Are All Shades wrote:

Yes, Dink, we are ALL shades. Everyone except you and Slap Happy are shades. of course! Many of us have been reading shades column for a decade. We READ his stuff on the Recall. In fact, it can still be accessed. He told both sides of the story, and NEVER to a stand on it either way. So, your comments about his "membership" hold about as much water as your accusations of his being gay. Self promoting? How about a social reject, imbecile clown who spends his days and nights lying about others, while never even signing his name? As someone wrote previously, you are PATHETIC. This is my last post. I'm sick of the lying weasel clown.

[Doink The Clown]

Site Ranger wrote:

Don't know who you are, but don't stop posting over likes of Doink and other clowns. Just ignore them and post what you want. Otherwise they truly do win....
Look at his post ahead of this one. He's printing the exact same stuff since Truth and the many other aliases....over and over. He is neither credible nor clever and offers nothing to this forum. I guilty of falling in to his trap too, but if I do reply to something at this point, it's not for his benefit.
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I have already WON!

But nice Try!

[I Hate Clowns]

It is with no small bit of irony that I reveal to you now that, despite my chosen moniker, I hate clowns. I quite despise them, really. It's not as if they scare me or anything, I just think they're stupid. I suppose just about everyone goes through that "Holy shit, I'm scared of clowns because they all want to eat me" phase as a child, but hell, I was more afraid of my sister's ventriloquist dummy than I ever was of clowns. The way that omnipresent dummy stared at me from her room across the hall, there was no mistaking the bloodlust in its beady little eyes. But I digress.
I have one good friend who to this day is still terrified of clowns. And he's not a small man, either. This guy could pound somebody into paste if he really had the mind to do so, yet you show him a clown and he's in the fetal position, sucking his thumb and asking his mommy to take the bad man away. What is it that scares people so much about clowns anyway? I mean, the Joker is a pretty twisted and evil villain I suppose, but he's not really much of a clown, per se.
How about the movie "Killer Klowns From Outerspace"?
It's kinda hard for a clown to be scary when
it's quite obviously a HAND PUPPET!!
Perhaps it's the knowledge gleaned from horror movies that all clowns are fanged horrors from outer space who are little more than sadistic cannibals wishing to feast upon the children of the world that scares people so much. Or perhaps it's merely the fact that they like to hide behind their twisted facepaint grimaces while radiating the stench of body odor and alcohol and hanging around little children all day. Regardless they're just a bunch of freakish bastards.
I'm reluctant to trust somebody who hides behind a painted smile all the time. Though I suppose that really describes a lot of people, including most of the ones I work with. I guess that explains why I hate my job so much, but I'm getting off topic again. It's also hard to trust someone who will fit seventeen of his buddies into his car and then go cruising. How do they all fit in there? Clearly we're looking at a lot of lap-riders here. I'll bet you'd be hard pressed to find a homophobic clown. I mean, just look at this guy:
"Doink" the wrestling clown.
"Doink" here must give kids a very confusing mixed message. Yes, burly effeminate men wearing flamboyant outfits who like to wrestle around on the floor with children are okay! "But mommy and daddy say that all gay people are going to hell!" Just remember this important lesson kids: gay people are okay, clowns are NOT.

At least clowns are honest about what they do. "Yeah, I paint my face up all scary and eat children for a living". Nothing artistic about that at all. So I can at least begrudgingly respect them for their lack of pretension. I still hate clowns though.

[Out of town Clown]

Remember, Stoughton is "NO PLACE FOR HATE"! LOL

[NPFC]

Stoughton is a No Place for Clowns community

[Out of town Clown]

NPFC wrote:

Stoughton is a No Place for Clowns community

WAKE UP! Stoughton is a "PLACE for CLOWNS" community! LOL

[Doink The Clown]

Shades has informed Doinksstoughton that The WTP group is alive and well, and they still have the WTP cable show!

And EVERYONE LOVES CLOWNS... except WTP members and supporters!

Stay tuned....

[Out of town Clown]

CLOWN TOWN continues!

[Doink The Clown]

YES... This is Clown Town!

[In Town Clown]

Clowns rule!

[Clowns for hire]

In Town Clown wrote:

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[In Town Clown]

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