Why does my wife jump when I fart?

Why does my wife jump when I fart?

Created by Saint Tribadism on Jan 12, 2011

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It scares her?

It smells like turnips?

It excites her?

Hears a Mouse on a motorcycle?

Hears an African Barking Spider?

Thinks I stepped on a frog?

Radish Humper

Atlanta, GA

#1 Jan 12, 2011
Turnips?
u2bc

Natchitoches, LA

#2 Jan 12, 2011
Beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot,
the more you toot the better your feel,
so let's have beans at every meal.

Since: Jul 10

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#3 Jan 12, 2011
Thinks it's a gerbil on a V Star Classic?
Pittsburgh

Atlanta, GA

#4 Jan 13, 2011
Beans, beans they make me fart
I like to call it underwear art.
Skid Mark

Natchitoches, LA

#5 Jan 13, 2011
Pittsburgh wrote:
Beans, beans they make me fart
I like to call it underwear art.
No no no, those are called skid marks.
Pittsburgh

Atlanta, GA

#6 Jan 14, 2011
Skid Mark wrote:
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No no no, those are called skid marks.
I just scrub those out with my toothbrush!

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