Johnny Clark Forever
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Johnny Law

Florissant, MO

#1 Apr 6, 2011
I don't know why you are all down on me one day when i ride off on my horse in my big hat with the feather i will be taking the only thing that keeps puxico safe. I always tell the truth except that time when i used the city expedition to go around and put up my yard signs, or when i told doyle mitchell i would support him and i supported walker, or when i said rick sheren would not get 30 votes or the seven times i told my wives that it was forever wait forget about the i always tell the truth thing

lets look at my record i work at least 15 hours a week i only accept money to look the other way from people i know i write at least 1 ticket a year and i am never to blame that is why i have dew and zych so i can blame them when i dont do my job and so i am engaged to a convicted felon that just shows how diverse i am so i let harold hill and hershal kennedy drive around while not having a license for all the dwi's. no lets not look at my record

lets look at my love for horses. i love horses!

just remember puxico i am here for you. puxico rocks!

love JC
angel

United States

#2 Apr 6, 2011
Thanks for telling the truth... I would like to shake your hand!
haha

United States

#3 Apr 6, 2011
Sorry, but this made me laugh real hard.
puxico2

United States

#4 Apr 7, 2011
Whoever wrote this needs an award. It's great! They obviously know Johnny Clark very well! It's true but very funny! Way to go "Johnny Law"
friend

United States

#5 Apr 7, 2011
haha rick got 95 votes bet that burned ur butt johnny
funny

Penrose, CO

#6 Apr 7, 2011
95 wasn't enough, was it? Who's laughing now? I here Tommy Adams over at Carter county is looking for work, give him a call. Thanks Johnny for all you do, and I know this town is better off with you! Those 95 votes came from the people that you supposedly never arrest and us decent people know it! Some may want to pry into Rick's private life. If you can't keep it legal at hom e, how you supposed to take care of a town.
puxico2

United States

#7 Apr 7, 2011
Well I was pullin for Rick! Johnny must have spent alot of money buying the votes for himself. Oh wait.... He went to help with the absentee ballets....
Barney

Allenton, MO

#8 Apr 7, 2011
funny wrote:
95 wasn't enough, was it? Who's laughing now? I here Tommy Adams over at Carter county is looking for work, give him a call. Thanks Johnny for all you do, and I know this town is better off with you! Those 95 votes came from the people that you supposedly never arrest and us decent people know it! Some may want to pry into Rick's private life. If you can't keep it legal at hom e, how you supposed to take care of a town.
Shann, you should be watching jc's private life. When he gets on those powered doughnuts, he is apt to go on some more of those midnight escapades. If you haven't seen one yet, just watch for his bare a** walking the middle of the street mumbling in the wee hours of the night. You'll need to know how to handle him 'cause he won't know you or his own name. There are several of us that have seen it happen around that might be of assistance. Should be some med records at Saint Francis you can look at once ya all tie the knot or ask those who have cut the path which you will follow. If Quincey comes down, he can help. He was usually the one who had to deal with him, at least until he ran out of money.
Jim

Penrose, CO

#9 Apr 7, 2011
Atta boy Rick! You tell 'em!
guest

Saint Louis, MO

#10 Apr 8, 2011
It's too bad his son and grandson have to follow his footsteps.
Johnny Law

Saint Louis, MO

#11 May 29, 2011
I am here to put rumors to rest. Lets look at the past month. I have gotten rid of Tim Zych and Daniel Dew. Lets look at what i was facing. Zych is way smarter than me and knows more law enforcement than I ever will and he was talking of running agaisnt me next election. Dew well he lives in town and I don't need his compitition either. Remember the hat and horse keeps you safe and I am engaged to a SIS convicted Felon so I know where the drugs are. I have many reserves but they are only availible for homecoming when I look my best. I have contacted the sheriff and he will protect puxico when I am gone which is most of the time. The Alderman and Mayor are nothing and i prove that because i dont go to meetings and still get what i want. The bottom line is I will not have officers in town smarter than me. Tear it up in town young ones Daddy Johnny is back in full control.

Puxico Rocks!

Love JC
Tired of the Nonsense

Springfield, TN

#12 May 30, 2011
Johny Clark does a damn good job and when something that other departments would consider to small to mess with, Johnny takes it on and produces results. You want to make fun of him and that is your choice, but, when you need him he will be there and he will take it seriously. I know this from experience. He does everything he can to solve crimes, he may go a little beyond the call of duty in the process, but at least he takes it seriously. And you fools want to make fun of him. All this crap said about him and he still does his job. His personal life is his personal life, as long as it doesn't interfere with his job. I say "Thank You" Johny Clark!
Barney

Saint Louis, MO

#13 Jun 3, 2011
Johnny Law wrote:
I am here to put rumors to rest. Lets look at the past month. I have gotten rid of Tim Zych and Daniel Dew. Lets look at what i was facing. Zych is way smarter than me and knows more law enforcement than I ever will and he was talking of running agaisnt me next election. Dew well he lives in town and I don't need his compitition either. Remember the hat and horse keeps you safe and I am engaged to a SIS convicted Felon so I know where the drugs are. I have many reserves but they are only availible for homecoming when I look my best. I have contacted the sheriff and he will protect puxico when I am gone which is most of the time. The Alderman and Mayor are nothing and i prove that because i dont go to meetings and still get what i want. The bottom line is I will not have officers in town smarter than me. Tear it up in town young ones Daddy Johnny is back in full control.
Puxico Rocks!
Love JC
Mr. J. Law. With all your help gone I am willing to give ya a hand. I have a team of pretty white fillies and a wagon and if you still control the mayor and boys, get me the money to put a box bed on my wagon and I'll haul all your Stoddard County transports to Bloomfield and won't charge the city any mileage, just a fair wage for a person with 120 hours of law enforcement experience. It took me three 40 hr. weeks to crack those two fillies, but they eat out of my hand now. Where ya gonn'a find anyone more experienced than that in this three horse town anyways?(Besides U of course.) If interested call me at BR 549.

P.S. I put a fire out in my neighbors back yard last week. wink wink (>:
hello

Poplar Bluff, MO

#14 Jun 11, 2011
REALLY
who knows

United States

#15 Jun 11, 2011
so J law you think that you had gotten rid of tim zych and Daniel dew well i am close to both of them and they resigned....
Lady Bug

United States

#16 Jun 26, 2011
I don't know how they got rid of Tim Zych but I glad they did. He was just a little too friendly with the wrong crowd and talk ppl out of pressing charges against them.
Barney

United States

#17 Jul 7, 2011
I notice in this weeks Puxico Press Johnny Law made the statement that folks might start locking their vehicles because of recent thefts. According to the story in the Press was that JL suspected three people were involved, well do tell.

If he had answered the TWO (2) calls he received from citizens that three individuals were around their vehicles that night with a flashlight instead of putting them off and not responding until the next day, he might have finally made his first arrest, but that does answer the question on how he suspects three people being involved! Can someone explain why we even pay this man our sales tax money??????????

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#18 Jul 9, 2011
what is an sis felon? is that similar to an ses felon, or do they differ from each other in that the sis is not considered a conviction as provided by mo. statute?, im not being an a** i just could,nt understand the legal definition, its damn confusing. what about that "fred" guy i thought he was a good cop maybe he will be our savior. rumor has it that a former cop with 25 years experience has applied for and been granted a license by the state to conduct private investigations, and is going to merge that occupation with a bonded private security "for hire". i have heard the security business will be on hold until employee background checks can be completed, as well as training employees in the proper instalation and legal aspects of utilizing covert equiptment in the private sector. my understanding is that the former officer has consulted with a law firm and will likley as not provide private security only under contract, drawn up by the firm. i think if he can get about 10 contract security jobs, and his price is reasonable he will prosper. i do know he is looking for 02 more employees, prior police experience prefered. if all goes right he will soon be working in conjunction with a p.i. from the eastern stoddard co. area, and i think he has already started the investigative business working closley with a state agency that has oversight pertaining to the investigation of possible fraud related disability claims
Barney

United States

#19 Jul 9, 2011
suspended imposition of sentence. Doesn't show up as long as you stay clean with your probation officer. Otherwise the sentence is reverted to and served if probation is broken. sometimes it is different in Stoddard County I hear.
Curious

Penrose, CO

#20 Jul 10, 2011
SES is suspended execution of sentence. You go on parole and keep your nose clean, but it still stays on your record. SIS is not considered a conviction and completely disappears if you stay clean. You legaly can answer know to any question about having ever being convicted, unless you screw up!

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