What's Happening @ Cooter Brown's Bar...

What's Happening @ Cooter Brown's Bar & Grill

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Cannibal Jack Sparrow

Bonnots Mill, MO

#1 Dec 12, 2008
Month of December the girls are wearing Sexy Santa outfits. December 31st New Years Eve Rehab Party Sexy Nurses will be serving up the Brew, Coroner Jack Sparrow will be there too. Shawn Foster's Sound System on New Years Eve, Free Food and Free Designated Driver to get you home safely, just call by December 29th to schedule a pick-up time. 222 last 4 numbers are 2300

Phoenix, AZ

#2 Dec 12, 2008
It's time to pack the halloween costumes away!!!!

United States

#3 Dec 13, 2008
Yes i agree the jack has to go we have seen all we can stand i wonder if he wears that 24 hours a day i think he has a mental problem.
Cannibal Jack Sparrow

Columbia, MO

#4 Dec 13, 2008
nope just 12 hours a day.
Cannibal Jack Sparrow

Columbia, MO

#5 Dec 13, 2008
seriously wrote:
It's time to put the halloween costumes away!!!!
I guess we will have to be the judge of that, since we keep the books for MDV 484 and the income is better with the costumes than without them. Unless you would like to donate about $1000.00 dollars a month to MDV 484 so they can continue their good work for the community. Cannibal Jack Sparrow has Donated all of his winnings that he won at the Highway W & Hillbillyz bars Halloween Costume Contest $500.00 & $75.00. Which bought a vateran and his wife a washer & dryer & free food on Thanksgiving at the bar. He made countless people smile most likely for the first time in a week or more, took pics with over 2000 people, played with and signed autographs for 10 or more kids in Burger King. He has also done charity events @ Aunt Cindys Bar, Boothill Saloon, where we donated his time and $25.00 to a motorcycle crash victim. We also have donated $500.00 to the Wounded Warrior Project. If you can think of a better way to help out the veterans in our community, please let us know. Until then Savvy!

Phoenix, AZ

#6 Dec 15, 2008
I think you are a bit of a blow your own horn kinda guy. You still need to put the halloween costumes away, you are being laughed at other bars to.

United States

#7 Dec 15, 2008
belive i need to sneak away from mingo job corp for afew hours!!!!!!gigdy gigidy!!!!
Cannibal Jack Sparrow

Bonnots Mill, MO

#8 Dec 17, 2008
Good I'm glad I can make people laugh, which is not a bad thing.(Seriously) I think your just jealous. It must bother you immensely that we have fun in our bar, or you wouldn't be talking about us. Hey but we enjoy the word of mouth, we had 4 new girls come in the bar this week looking to meet Cannibal Jack Sparrow, and 3 new guys that heard about our hot barmaids in Santa outfits. One week we had 6 guys from Cape come in together that said they heard about our barmaids. So keep spreading the word it seems to be backfiring on you, while you think your hurting our bar your actually helping us out, and in today's economy every little bit helps. And about blowing my own horn, just letting you know what Cannibal Jack Sparrow & Modern Day Veterans 484 has done for the community, if you ever do anything to help someone other than yourself, please let us know, we would be glad to blow a horn for you as well. We are always looking for volunteers, to help out the community, or if you know of someone that could use some help have them contact us, we would be glad to see what we can do for them. Oh! on the subject of laughing January 17th we a having a comedy night with Just Another Hangover Tour coming to our bar. Three well reviewed comedians from California, Tickets on sale now $7.50 in advance and $10.00 at the door. Most importantly keep laughing, it makes people wonder what your up to.

Saint Louis, MO

#9 Dec 21, 2008
Did you forget to mention "Rehab Party Barmaids will be dressed as Sexy Nurses and serving up just what the Doctor ordered, let them administer a Jello Shot Injection or have a Heart Attack."

Cannibal Jack Sparrow

Bonnots Mill, MO

#10 Jan 1, 2009
Had a great New Years Eve Party, No Cover Charge $2.00 beers or $10.00 for a bucket of 6 beers.$3.00 shots $5.00 Jagerbombs & Pornstars. The free food was good Cajun Gumbo, Chilli, Nachos & Cheese, Smoked Beef Brisket & Pork Tenderloin. The sounds of Rockin F (Shawn Foster) were great as always he will also be there this Friday & Saturday night and has a special treat he will be broadcasting popular music videos on the big screen tv.
The Patron

United States

#11 Jan 3, 2009
Hang in there Jack. Idon't get to drop by as much as i'd like to but always have a good time when visiting. Nothing but the best service, and good friends. See ya Sunday!

Union, MO

#12 Jan 6, 2009
i don't care what the people say jack the costumes are great and i always have a great time when i do get to come in!
concerned parent

United States

#13 Jan 7, 2009
Oh yes this place is a dream come true if you are a minor looking for a place to serve you, or a horny old man wanting to see way too old women wearing outfits that even prostitutes wouldn't be caught dead wearing. I know for a fact that minors are served in there every weekend, and I would suggest checking for ID's on these kids. Several parents are very upset that they can't even trust the local establishments meant for adults of legal drinking age to keep the towns minors out. I for one would do some serious cracking down before someone else does it for you.

Bonnots Mill, MO

#14 Jan 7, 2009
not even i would think it's okay for a miner to drink!

Blue Springs, MO

#15 Jan 7, 2009
oh my gosh, this is crazy, i am in there most of the time and there are not kids underage drinking, there are younger ones but that are of age! it is well controlled! the place is fun, clean, and everyone is friends, there is nothing wrong with marys costumes, i think they are cool! i love the place, and its about time we get some fun in puxico, havent had it in......ever!!!

Phoenix, AZ

#16 Jan 8, 2009
I have also been in their alot, and there is underage drinking. I think that it is her problem if she wants to let them, then it is on her when they get stopped or wreck and tell where they were drinking at. I don't care what she wears, but I am also tired of looking at her ass cheeks. I know it is not just me that is tired of looking at them either.

Machesney Park, IL

#17 Jan 8, 2009
Lol, you people are so so so funny. If you don't like what you see then why do you keep going back? As far as underage drinking, if its true the law will put a stop to it and we won't be talking about cooter browns place in the near future but my guess from what I have seen is they are a well maintained place of bussiness and they will be serving up fun legally for the local people. LOL "I GO THERE ALL THE TIME AND I AM SO TIRED OF LOOKING AT MARYS ASS CHEEKS" LOL!!!!!!

Glenview, IL

#18 Jan 8, 2009
John wrote:
Lol, you people are so so so funny. If you don't like what you see then why do you keep going back? As far as underage drinking, if its true the law will put a stop to it and we won't be talking about cooter browns place in the near future but my guess from what I have seen is they are a well maintained place of bussiness and they will be serving up fun legally for the local people. LOL "I GO THERE ALL THE TIME AND I AM SO TIRED OF LOOKING AT MARYS ASS CHEEKS" LOL!!!!!!
SO FUNNY!!!! This is a no shit issue!!!! Only in Puxico.

Clarksville, TN

#19 Jan 8, 2009
If there is underage drinking there, it is because underage kids are presenting fake id's. My mom is a stickler for the rules. She wouldn't jeopardize her license for the $1 she would make off of a beer. When I worked there as a bartender, she required me to id every person that looked under 30. As I am not from Puxico, I didn't know who was old enough to drink or not, so I carded every young person in there and I know my mom does the same. I know that there were a few that are now of drinking age that did present fake id's back when I worked there a year ago. They looked real. Once my parents realized they were fake id's, those kids were banned until they turned 21. My parents did not allow me to drink when I was underage and they sure as hell aren't going to knowingly let your kids drink underage too. The $1 they make off a beer isn't enough for all that. My parents are pretty responsible bar owners. They frequently take home intoxicated patrons for FREE! What other bar does that? They even allow some to sleep for free in their apartment next door. Lay off my parents. They have done a lot for the community and frankly I'm tired of people talking trash about them. They are good people. They have helped many people in Puxico that Puxican's will not help. How many helped Bruce when he didn't have money for food? Did you empty your cabinets to provide food for him? Did you open your doors on the holidays to those without family to celebrate with? Did you get out of your car when Jim Whitehead wrecked his bike? My mom jumped in the wet ditch, dragged him out and across the road and placed a tourniquet on his broken leg.(She didn't even serve him that night when he was drunk, she provided him free food and soda to sober him up after he came in way too intoxicated from the lake) My parents have even tried on multiple occasions to urge Mustang Jim to go to rehab. He’s a good customer. NO other bar in town will try to send one of their alcoholics to rehab. That’s money in their pockets they’d be losing. My parents would not allow underage drinking just to make money. One teenager even offered my dad $100 for one beer. He declined and had her leave. So let me ask again, what have you done for your fellow Puxicans?

Yeah my parents wear costumes. Guess what? It gets people coming in. People have come all the way from St. Louis just to see Capt Jack and the bartenders in costume. And seriously, my mom isn't the only one wearing costumes. Her barmaid Rhonda wore them too. No one talks trash about her. The costumes are standard halloween costumes. Sorry, the Halloween industry makes them that short. And by the way, I've seen many of your children wearing worse costumes on Halloween. At least, my mom is a grown adult.
puxico local

Columbia, MO

#20 Jan 8, 2009
i agree,girl! if they don't like it,they don't have to go there! but for those that want to have some fun,come on down!and keep your under-aged kids at home!!maybe they need to be more involved with their kids,huh?yeahhhhh

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