Purported monarch couldn't find throne

Purported monarch couldn't find throne

There are 133 comments on the Honolulu Star-Bulletin story from Aug 17, 2008, titled Purported monarch couldn't find throne. In it, Honolulu Star-Bulletin reports that:

Followers of James Kimo Akahi had planned to chain him to the throne in Iolani Palace that he claims for the Kingdom of Hawaii.

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pua basset

Napa, CA

#1 Aug 17, 2008
Lolo, the one with the kane icon.
Disgusted Native

Winamac, IN

#2 Aug 17, 2008
This common criminal shames all Native Hawaiians. Auwe! He does not represent me or anyone except his misguided friends. Put Mr. Akahi back where he belongs, in state prision!
upickapro

Ewa Beach, HI

#3 Aug 17, 2008
It would be nice if the SB reporter would actually investigate Akahi and Muller's assertions instead of simply gilding this BS by publishing it unchallenged. What royals has he visited? What visas has he received? Royal family, retinue, travel, visas, treaties? Puleeezz! I dont want to be mean but there is something rotten from Netherlands....not Denmark!
Sometimes, the diplomatic solution doesnt mean getting any of your way and doesnt always mean there are concessions.
Mahu

Honolulu, HI

#4 Aug 17, 2008
Brah, da trone stay in da battroom. You sit down an flush da bugga! Mo' betta you stick yo' head inside befo you flush!
Mahu

Honolulu, HI

#5 Aug 17, 2008
Dumb Hawaiians. Da kala no stay in da Palace. Da kala stay wit da rich Hawaiians!

Da ones who stay own Kamehameha Schools get TEN billions dollas. Da rich Hawaiians in OHA get $500 hundred millions of dallas! Not kala - dollas la dat!

You dumb Hawaiians like dollas O' kalas?

Willie Horton is mo' smat den da stupid Hawaiians wen he was asked da question, why you rob banks?

He said, cause das wear the money is!
Mr Ed

Troy, MI

#6 Aug 17, 2008
If you're the king-I'm a jet pilot.Please send some of that stuff your smokin.
Cat Manapua

Saint George, UT

#7 Aug 17, 2008
I sent this story to Jay Leno, Kimmel and Letterman. It really has the makings of great late night humor.

Sovereignty is a joke, but never quite so funny as the king who cannot find his throne.
HALflyer

Bothell, WA

#9 Aug 17, 2008
Job Posting: KING
Requirements: Illiteracy bordering on mental retardation, Obesity, Diabetes, Pedophilic tendancies, No skills, must be a fluent bird talker, unearned pride, unemployed, never employed, criminal record, proud ability to ask for and cash a welfare check, dillusional, resident of Waianae Beach. Only 1st 100,000 applicants will be considered.
Daniel de Gracia II

Kahului, HI

#10 Aug 17, 2008
Should have used Google and looked it up, it tells you where it is ...

http://www.iolanipalace.org/blg.html
Trash Gordon

Hilo, HI

#11 Aug 17, 2008
Hard to find a throne when you can't even find the arse that you use to sit on it.
your conscious

Honolulu, HI

#12 Aug 17, 2008
Mahu wrote:
Dumb Hawaiians. Da kala no stay in da Palace. Da kala stay wit da rich Hawaiians!
Da ones who stay own Kamehameha Schools get TEN billions dollas. Da rich Hawaiians in OHA get $500 hundred millions of dallas! Not kala - dollas la dat!
You dumb Hawaiians like dollas O' kalas?
Willie Horton is mo' smat den da stupid Hawaiians wen he was asked da question, why you rob banks?
He said, cause das wear the money is!
Eh, MAHU!
NO ACT!
Wan ha'ole trying to write like he local!
WISE UP!
Wat's even moa disgusting is ignoramus' like U!
We may not agree to this action, but U don't make sense either!
Tssssahh!!
your conscious

Honolulu, HI

#14 Aug 17, 2008
Cat Manapua wrote:
I sent this story to Jay Leno, Kimmel and Letterman. It really has the makings of great late night humor.
Sovereignty is a joke, but never quite so funny as the king who cannot find his throne.
NOT as funny as your Emperor BUSH who still can't find the WMD NOR Osama with all of his technology!!
da kine

Honolulu, HI

#15 Aug 17, 2008
When you find the throne please flush yourself down with the rest of your crap
da kine

Honolulu, HI

#16 Aug 17, 2008
your conscious wrote:
<quoted text>
NOT as funny as your Emperor BUSH who still can't find the WMD NOR Osama with all of his technology!!
We got a room for your kind in GTMO Cuba
Misguided Maxwell

Honolulu, HI

#17 Aug 17, 2008
Ha!

Both, Charles Maxwell calling Akahi Nui "misguided," and white-guy and his Royal Majesty's court jester, Delano Muller, calling Akahi Nui, "humble," are way too funny to believe.

First of all, Maxwell himself is misguided, AND delusional, being a self-procalimed, make-believe, "cultural practitioner" that makes things up and then sells it to the haoles, who are too ignorant to know any better.

Lingle, throw Akahi Nui and his gang of burglars in jail, NOW.
any

Kapaa, HI

#20 Aug 17, 2008
why are they no in jail for breaking and entering? Assault they acted as one group together. Not just individuals. There is no way they travel internationally with "Hawaiian Passports" in this post 9-11 world.
Da throne in da lua

Kamuela, HI

#21 Aug 17, 2008
Maybe try little recon next time, king.

News flash:
"Netherlands East Indies" has been independent Indonesia for the past 50 years.

Which is worse? Monarch can't find throne, or newspaper can't find encyclopedia.
Not My King

Kaneohe, HI

#22 Aug 17, 2008
Yeah right, HE is a descendant of alii. Some folks act like the ratio of royals to commoners in ancient Hawaii must have been 10,000 to 1, instead of the other way around. AUWE, I'm Hawaiian & this guy sure isn't MY king. Just another criminal & a scammer trying to use valid issues to promote himself and get away with breaking the law.
Makiki01

Kailua, HI

#23 Aug 17, 2008
I am a native hawaiian, and I am truly ashamed of what this group has done. He nor his group represent me, and reading the newspaper article, this guy has a criminal record of theft and burglary...he's a joke!
Local grown

Ewa Beach, HI

#24 Aug 17, 2008
This guy has 20 criminal convictions. He's a career criminal AND a con artist!

"Muller said he was unhappy about the group breaking into the palace but "how many times did people break the law against the royal family?""

So I guess according to Muller, two wrongs make a right?

Friggin' idiots.

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