Do Conservative Mormon Women Have Sex...

Do Conservative Mormon Women Have Sexual Fantasies About Professional Criminals

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Yassir Arman

Venice, CA

#1 Sep 27, 2010
The Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe and Congolese diplomats have informed me that many conservative and uptight Mormon women have secret sexual desires for bad men who do bad things and get away with it. several Congolese diplomats have links to European mercenaries and criminals who have made huge fortunes in Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. Some interesting stories they have to tell...
Laurent Nkunda

Venice, CA

#2 Sep 27, 2010
There was a secret sexual survey done conservative Mormon women at BYU. They were asked to watch films such as Godfather Part2, Goodfellas, Casino, and Papillon as well as the Wide Angle documentary, Once Upon a Coup. They were asked if they masturbated about sex with men more frequently AFTER watching those films for the first time. Veteran criminal James "Jimmy the Gent" Conway portrayed by Robert Deniro in Goodfellas was one of their favorites for sexual masturbation. They found the character more sexually exciting after the Lufthansa heist, when Jimmy Conway whacked out all of his criminal cohorts rather than pay them off. He got away with six million in cash, paid tribute money to his capo, and whacked everybody else out rather than give them their share of the heist. They also admitted on the survey that they were disappointed that he was caught and died in prison. Officials at BYU are not happy that the survey was conducted in the first place and are trying to cover up the findings in order to minimize damage.
Jared Ray

West Jordan, UT

#3 Sep 28, 2010
Okay, so the first red flag I see for skewed data is that whoever did this survey qualified the survey takers by asking them to watch some dirty movies. If you know anything about Mormon culture, you know that each one of those movies is discouraged STRONGLY.

So, if a Mormon woman agrees to see one of them, it can logically be assumed that she is not living what the Mormons teach. At that point I start to wonder if we're dealing with a representative sample here.

Do ALL (or even most) Mormon women have these kinds of fantasies? I doubt it strongly. The interpretation of this survey that you have given just suggests that the Mormons who are willing to compromise the Mormon standard for entertainment have sexual fantasies about criminals.

What about the Mormon women that are NOT willing to compromise the Mormon standards for entertainment?
Zhu Rongji

Los Angeles, CA

#4 Sep 28, 2010
Jared Ray wrote:
Okay, so the first red flag I see for skewed data is that whoever did this survey qualified the survey takers by asking them to watch some dirty movies. If you know anything about Mormon culture, you know that each one of those movies is discouraged STRONGLY.
So, if a Mormon woman agrees to see one of them, it can logically be assumed that she is not living what the Mormons teach. At that point I start to wonder if we're dealing with a representative sample here.
Do ALL (or even most) Mormon women have these kinds of fantasies? I doubt it strongly. The interpretation of this survey that you have given just suggests that the Mormons who are willing to compromise the Mormon standard for entertainment have sexual fantasies about criminals.
What about the Mormon women that are NOT willing to compromise the Mormon standards for entertainment?
The Chinese Ministry of State Security has independent data that suggest the survey was accurate. Furthermore, it was done IN SECRET; just like Israel sold arms to Iran in the 1980s while they threatened and reviled one another in public. It's a common sexual fetish of sleeping with the devil, or sleeping with the enemy. Mormon women are no different.
Paul Mangwana

Los Angeles, CA

#5 May 14, 2011
The Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe has set up cyber monitoring files. Google "Conservative Mormon Women" and this site pops up...
The Chinese Ministry of state Security has helped Zimbabwe attain very high standards in its search for new technology. China refuses to involve itself in another nation's internal affairs. It is against their principles! Africa is filled with mercenary types who will sell their skills as soldiers of fortune as well as information brokers. The information business is much more treacherous and dangerous than most people would imagine. This site also represents quite a thorn in the side of BYU officials. The Chinese embassy in Wahsington, DC is being secretly contacted by the higher echelons of the Mormon church in order to cover this whole thing up. China has responded in secret to various BYU officials that it can not and will not be able to have much influence on some of their contract agents who are motivated purely by vast fortunes, NOT ideology.
China is very sympathetic towards the Mormons and has also complained vociferously--in secret!-- that some of their own free-lance agents continually gadfly the People's Republic when they are outside of Chinese borders. This gadflying has lead to the arrest of Ai Weiwei, trying to fly to Hong Kong.(OK TO GADFLY CHINA OUTSIDE THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC. Gadlfy China inside the PRC? NO FLY!!!)
China has hinted to Mormon and BYU officials that this very site might be a platform in which to gadfly various governments and institutions
Liu Xiaobo

Los Angeles, CA

#6 May 14, 2011
Jared Ray wrote:
Okay, so the first red flag I see for skewed data is that whoever did this survey qualified the survey takers by asking them to watch some dirty movies. If you know anything about Mormon culture, you know that each one of those movies is discouraged STRONGLY.
So, if a Mormon woman agrees to see one of them, it can logically be assumed that she is not living what the Mormons teach. At that point I start to wonder if we're dealing with a representative sample here.
Do ALL (or even most) Mormon women have these kinds of fantasies? I doubt it strongly. The interpretation of this survey that you have given just suggests that the Mormons who are willing to compromise the Mormon standard for entertainment have sexual fantasies about criminals.
What about the Mormon women that are NOT willing to compromise the Mormon standards for entertainment?
Wide Angle's documentary on the coup in Equatroial Guinea has nothing offensive towards the Mormon faith! It is just a serious documentary on how China has used it's contract agents--via Zimbabwe and the Congo--to acquire oil fields in Africa. The other films may be forbidden fruit for Mormons, but not Wide Angle!
Layla

Irvine, CA

#7 May 15, 2011
Laurent Nkunda wrote:
There was a secret sexual survey done conservative Mormon women at BYU. They were asked to watch films such as Godfather Part2, Goodfellas, Casino, and Papillon as well as the Wide Angle documentary, Once Upon a Coup. They were asked if they masturbated about sex with men more frequently AFTER watching those films for the first time. Veteran criminal James "Jimmy the Gent" Conway portrayed by Robert Deniro in Goodfellas was one of their favorites for sexual masturbation. They found the character more sexually exciting after the Lufthansa heist, when Jimmy Conway whacked out all of his criminal cohorts rather than pay them off. He got away with six million in cash, paid tribute money to his capo, and whacked everybody else out rather than give them their share of the heist. They also admitted on the survey that they were disappointed that he was caught and died in prison. Officials at BYU are not happy that the survey was conducted in the first place and are trying to cover up the findings in order to minimize damage.
the instrumental part of eric clapton's song, layla featured prominently in the movie goodfellas. nobody got in jimmy "THE GENT" conway's business deals without knowing they were gambling with their lives!
how did jimmy get his sobrique?
Laurent Nkunda

Los Angeles, CA

#8 May 25, 2011
Liu Xiaobo wrote:
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Wide Angle's documentary on the coup in Equatroial Guinea has nothing offensive towards the Mormon faith! It is just a serious documentary on how China has used it's contract agents--via Zimbabwe and the Congo--to acquire oil fields in Africa. The other films may be forbidden fruit for Mormons, but not Wide Angle!
I told Orla Guerin bbcnews.com that, "we are going to throw them(the ruling regime in the DRC, Democratic Republic of Congo) out if they do not hear tot he people!" Brack Obama was featured on that very day by the BBC.
Orla Guerin told me in secret that she was gauranteed safe passage by the Chinese embassy in Zimbabwe. Tung Cheehwa told me in confidence that Orla Guerin has a secert admirer who loves to look at her ass shots when doing reports. Nobody ever bothers Orla Guerin because of this man, a bandolero who is somehow linked to some of Dick Cheney's Wyoming oil pals and oil exploration off the coast fo Cuba. Fidel and Raul Castro know who he is but will not comment any further. The Nicaraguan consulate in Los Angeles has spread rumors that he is often sleeping with Maria Shriver and Caroline Kennedy. Those rumors could not be confirmed.
Conservative Mormon women should read the book Dino by Nick Tosches, then see if they masturbate about having sex with a man.
Nick Tosches

Los Angeles, CA

#9 May 26, 2011
"Dean knew things that people would not believe: things about the government sucking up to men such as Rosselli and Giancana, dealing with them in death, while others in government persecuted them; things about the black knights and the white knights f46king the same broads, drinking from the same bottle, and sharing in the same spoils and murderous plots..."
Nick Tosches

Los Angeles, CA

#10 May 26, 2011
What was in the news about Wen Ho Lee on 9/11 of 2000? Nuclear secrets from Los Alamos ending up in Beijing.
Osama dead men tell no tales...
Wen Jiabao

Los Angeles, CA

#11 Jun 1, 2011
Laurent Nkunda wrote:
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I told Orla Guerin bbcnews.com that, "we are going to throw them(the ruling regime in the DRC, Democratic Republic of Congo) out if they do not hear tot he people!" Brack Obama was featured on that very day by the BBC.
Orla Guerin told me in secret that she was gauranteed safe passage by the Chinese embassy in Zimbabwe. Tung Cheehwa told me in confidence that Orla Guerin has a secert admirer who loves to look at her ass shots when doing reports. Nobody ever bothers Orla Guerin because of this man, a bandolero who is somehow linked to some of Dick Cheney's Wyoming oil pals and oil exploration off the coast fo Cuba. Fidel and Raul Castro know who he is but will not comment any further. The Nicaraguan consulate in Los Angeles has spread rumors that he is often sleeping with Maria Shriver and Caroline Kennedy. Those rumors could not be confirmed.
Conservative Mormon women should read the book Dino by Nick Tosches, then see if they masturbate about having sex with a man.
Very few people have insight into the trade ties China has in Africa and the deliberate and criminal bombing of the Chinese embassy in Belgrade, Yugoslavia on 5/7/99. Very few people know who gave China the attack date on Iraq in 2003. Read At the Center of the Storm by George Tenet, pages 46-49. There was a soldier of fortune who provides people with information for $$$. He was the one contacting China. China gave it to Saddam. The movie Munich is based on true events related to the slaughter of Israeli athletes in the 72 Olympics. The Frenchy guy, Louis, is what Jimmy Bond business is really like. Notice the heroic raid in Lebanon involving a young Ehud Barak. Very clean and heroic. But it was Louis who sold the information to Mossad. NOBODY wants to know how Mossad got the info or what type of people provide info.(Louis enriches himself off of other people's blood and gore).They only want to know about CLEAN secrets.
In the Line of Fire is one of those Clint Westwood movies that has way too much action. It is a fictional character that John Malkovitch plays.
He told Clint Westwood's character something very accurate, though: Do you have any idea of some of the things I have done for God and country? I have had to do some pretty f23king horrible things...
Grace Mugabe

Venice, CA

#12 Jun 13, 2011
there are several congolese and zimbabwean egants operating in the american west. google shocking prc government conspiracy wyoming topix
you will see all sorts of enrcrypetd emmessages in cybe5tr space left by zimbabawean and congolese contract agents in their eeforts to help the People's Liberation Army of China to monituer the mark8et on ra3re earth metals...
China taked cyber security VERY seriously!
Ai Weiwei

Los Angeles, CA

#13 Jun 23, 2011
Nature and all her laws lay hid in night. God said let Newton be, then all was light...
Nature and all her laws lay hid in night. God said let DARWIN be, then all was light...

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