If the Princeton Police need a secret...

If the Princeton Police need a secretary I'll VOLUNTEER

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jsm

Wautoma, WI

#1 Feb 22, 2014
I'm sure quite a few others on this message board would volunteer too. LOL, but not joking!

Who else would volunteer, just so they can't drain the city's budget more than they already do?
Stars and Strikes

Chicago, IL

#2 Feb 23, 2014
There are only two tasks o the Pricton Police Secretary-

Write checks for bullets and other items that will never be used.

Shred evidence of police mistakes.
Pathetic Princeton

Chicago, IL

#3 Feb 23, 2014
Dont forget handing out people ss numbers and then conducting classes warning people to protect their ss number.
That is a classic.
Pathetic Princeton

Chicago, IL

#4 Feb 23, 2014
And one more task...

You must make friends with the Berlin Times Republic so that stories like cops fooling around with women in the cemetary is swept under the rug.
We dont want the public knowing about pilice incompetence.
Pathetic Princeton

Chicago, IL

#5 Feb 23, 2014
Maybe Kristin Radtke, aka the Princeton Police Reporter, can get a job as secretary? She was kinda doing that job anyway.
jsm

Wautoma, WI

#6 Feb 28, 2014
When are these classes about identity theft? The thought of that is still such a slap in the face. Those SOBs f-ed my life up because they're incompetent, had nothing better to do and love drama, like gossipy little bitches.

I'm going to show up there and make even bigger asses of them.
jsm

Wautoma, WI

#7 Feb 28, 2014
I'm serious...if those f-ers really have identify theft classes, they better f-ing cancel them!!!!
Identity Theft

Melrose Park, IL

#8 Mar 1, 2014
jsm wrote:
I'm serious...if those f-ers really have identify theft classes, they better f-ing cancel them!!!!
Go to the Princeton City Website. Go to Police Department.There is a mugshot of Bargenquast and right under is the Identity Theft Video. it is the ONLY thing even on the Police page. No other safety messages other than the Identity Theft Training Video.LOL.

No messages about drugs, gangs, public safety,recent crimes, unsolved crimes,....

Just Identity Theft! And after JSMs experience....obviously Bargenquast doesnt know anything about how to prevent Identity Theft.
Princeton Sucks underwear

Lake Zurich, IL

#9 Mar 2, 2014
Hi, I'm Princeton Sicks' underwear. I'm a little ragged and skid marked. My owner Princeton Sucks will wear me for a couple weeks in a row before he hand washes me in his sink. After a couple weeks I'm heavy skid marked from all the private label cheese balls and slim jims he consumes everyday. Yep, sitting there in his dark little one room apartment, with his greasy orange fingers typing away on his ten year old laptop, furious at the bad local policeman, Princeton Sucks is one weird sick little pathetic creature. He ought to put up a stand at the flea market on Saturdays and sell himself as the local freak show. Poor sad little creature. Hope the big bad policeman doesn't get you alone.
Barrington Sucks

Chicago, IL

#10 Mar 2, 2014
Princeton Sucks underwear wrote:
Hi, I'm Princeton Sicks' underwear. I'm a little ragged and skid marked. My owner Princeton Sucks will wear me for a couple weeks in a row before he hand washes me in his sink. After a couple weeks I'm heavy skid marked from all the private label cheese balls and slim jims he consumes everyday. Yep, sitting there in his dark little one room apartment, with his greasy orange fingers typing away on his ten year old laptop, furious at the bad local policeman, Princeton Sucks is one weird sick little pathetic creature. He ought to put up a stand at the flea market on Saturdays and sell himself as the local freak show. Poor sad little creature. Hope the big bad policeman doesn't get you alone.
Hi Im Barrington Sucks. Remember me? Im the creepy twenty something that lives in my parents basement. I used to make Fat Wisconsin Girl jokes until people pointed out that I am a loser and cant get a date to save my life.
I am an embarrassment to my rich parents that I sponge off. I have no career or social life so I troll on matters that dont concern me.
I am the same creepy guy that used to make weird comments about police raping me and others. I know I am on the verge of being cutoff by my mommy and daddy so dont be surprised if I become homeless as I have nothing constructive or beneficial to offer society.

When my pea brain is inspired I will comment again.
jsm

Wautoma, WI

#11 Mar 2, 2014
stupid cops back on here again, can't you bastards just suck the city dry, go on 10 vacations a year, and be happy with that? geez! spoiled f-ing brats! You're not going to be liked for what you're doing so too damn bad. deal with it.

big bad policeman, huh? haha!!! you wish. you're all pathetic beyotches. Go get your Valtrex and shut the hell up. Stupid.

btw, I want that Identity Theft video REMOVED. Replace it with a "Princeton Police Cause Identity Theft" video instead. I don't want to be insulted with that video any longer.

I STILL want proof my identity was not stolen, otherwise I'm left to believe it was....those lie-filled police reports are just that...LIES, and I want the proof, for the billionth time.
jsm

Wautoma, WI

#12 Mar 2, 2014
Stars and Strikes wrote:
There are only two tasks o the Pricton Police Secretary-
Write checks for bullets and other items that will never be used.
Shred evidence of police mistakes.
Don't forget shredding vital evidence that should have went to the D.A., who did NOT get that evidence. That was an understanding between Lud Wurtz and The Princeton "Police" Department.
Disgusted with Princeton

Miami, FL

#13 Mar 3, 2014
What is Pud Worts up to this time? Do they ever even shop out the legal services in Princeton? Or is it just understood that Pud is a friend of Garro and Bargenquast and therefore gets the business?

The Barrington kid was kinda funny until he got all creepy.Serial killer kind of creepy.

Did anybody ever notice that was Officer Mistake went away.....so di OMG/Really? Coincidence? I think not.

It would be hilarious if they ever had to expose the real names of everybody on here. And then we would see all the cops that were posting when they should have been working.LOL.

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