Do you Know Jack?

Since: Mar 10

Kentucky

#1 Aug 1, 2010
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at lost for response when someone says"You dont know Jack Schitt" now you can intellectually handle the situation .
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and the fertilzer manate married O. Schitt apartner of Knee Deep & Schitt INC. In turn Jack Scitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 childern.Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt And Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt a high school drop out. After being married 15 years Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr.Sherlock and beacause her kids were living with her, she wanted to kee her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcment in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt- Happens childern were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently return from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. So now if someone says, "You dont know Jack Scitt" you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family
why yes i do

Malone, NY

#3 Dec 16, 2010
hes hot

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