Bible study rules for public schools proposed

[LOL in a suit]

aWitchintheWoods wrote:

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LOL is wearing his godsuit. Of course, he's god!

That means god is american and atheist.

[LOL in a suit]

Quantummist wrote:

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But it was in response to a You Can't See Oxygen comment... And he said "Yes you Can" ...

But it was not needed, just like your post just now.

[Quantummist]

LOL in a suit wrote:

<quoted text>But it was not needed, just like your post just now.

It was needed.... Opinions Vary...

[LOL in a suit]

Quantummist wrote:

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It was needed.... Opinions Vary...

Yes they do.

[Spaceship earth]

How to spot a true christian.

Ans: Super Powers

Descriptions and signs of the true believer that Jesus himself set down.

Matt 10:1 And he called to him his twelve disciples and gave them authority over unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal every disease and every infirmity including missing limbs.

And Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

Can Handle Snakes And Drink Poison - Mark 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.

Can Walk Over Scorpions- Luke 10:19 Behold, I have given you authority to tread upon serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy; and nothing shall hurt you.

Can Bend The Will Of God- Matt 18:19 Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven.

Can Move Mountains- Matt 17:20 He said to them, "Because of your little faith. For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain,'Move hence to yonder place,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you."

Can Wither Figs- Matt 21:19-22 And seeing a fig tree by the wayside he went to it, and found nothing on it but leaves only. And he said to it, "May no fruit ever come from you again!" And the fig tree withered at once. When the disciples saw it they marvelled, saying "How did the fig tree wither at once?" And Jesus answered them, "Truly, I say to you, if you have faith and never doubt, you will not only do what has been done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain,'Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will be done. And whatever you ask in prayer, you will receive, if you have faith."

[Dr Moonshine]

Guys, guys, the oxygen is present! It doesn't matter if it's 100 percent or 11.2141 percent. I'm just saying there's oxygen in those bubbles, not miracle Jesus bubbles.

[Satanic Preist]

Feedback79 wrote:

You can't see oxygen but it exists.

You can measure oxygen, you can wiegh it, but your invisable god has no substance.(because there is no god)

[Amercian]

MirrorMan wrote:

<quoted text>"How can anything be a fact when someone says it takes millions of years to happen."

And we all know its a fact that the universe is only a few thousand years old.

If science is a religion, you must thoroughly renounce it. Yea, Brother! You must Cast out Satan's cellphones, Lucifer's light bulbs, Baal's Buicks!

I wasn't calling science itself a religion, I meant that some speaks out on things and don't have hard evidence or proof but believe and say its facts when it really isn't. I was actually comparing their thoughts of science to a religion.

[Feedback79]

Satanic Preist wrote:

<quoted text>You can measure oxygen, you can wiegh it, but your invisable god has no substance.(because there is no god)

You will see about that real soon bad boy.

[wrong]

Life is a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once. Hope we are all spending it right.

[Yes and Amen]

MirrorMan wrote:

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I know where the word comes from and I know exactly what you mean when you abuse people with its variant. Creating a custom definition for a word does not change what it actually means. If you cannot grasp that SIMPLE reality, I can't take you seriously in matters of religion.
Your brand of hell and heaven, hate and 'love' proselytizing is why Bible class IS banned from public schools, and should continue to be so.

I could say "Willfully Ignorant" Just as the Bible says...
Would you take me more seriously then?
How about Foolish, as in A Fool says in his heart "There is no God!"...
Oh, and Bible study is not banned... And should never be, as it IS OUR heritage!

[Yes and Amen]

sneaking one in_ss wrote:

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One lady thought she was being visited and having sex with Jesus every night, and it turned out her electric clock was too close to her head while she was sleeping, and it was sending out enough EMF to trigger Jesus in her brain.
I asked Dr. Persinger how many people had seen God using the Koren Helmet, and this is what he said in reply:
Thus far, about 20 or so people have reported feeling the presence of Christ or even seeing him in the chamber
http://www.shaktitechnology.com/god_helmet.ht...

So... What are you saying?
Do you run around with an aluminum foil hat to keep out stray signals???
Look... It is your free will to do, say, or Believe Whatever you want... for whatever reason you want... Have at it!

[Yes and Amen]

Apple At Cha wrote:

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That is like coming up with a new definition of "tickle" that means "to use a sock full of bricks in assailing someone" so you can then justify your actions by convincing yourself "I was just tickling them, why are they so mad?"
I see you have a little ways to go before you could even consider yourself a lexiconographer. But if it helps you sleep at night, like your belief in own importance, so be it.
Take another sip of your jesus juice.

Hahahaha!
I may have to make up a new word for you...
I think tard fits, but there's a subtle difference from
someone just being "Willfully Ignorant"!
Minion??? Satanic Minion???
Hmmmmm.... Tar-tan-ion???

[Yes and Amen]

Quantummist wrote:

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It boils down to Have Faith... Doesn't matter if the entire concept is just plain silly, have faith... Doesn't matter if it requires Magic, just have faith... Sorta like man made global warming and the eco-religions... Have Faith....

Hahahaha!
That's pretty good, I have to agree a bit...
except for the fact that God is Real, Global warming due to man is Not!
LOL

[Yes and Amen]

Hell Sucks wrote:

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God existed before man or any man-made instruments. There are no tests. We are simply emptied and filled with the Spirit. Once that has taken place, no further proof is ever needed.
+~GOD'S Chosen Vessel~+
The Master was searching for a vessel to use;
On the shelf there were many - which one would He choose?
Take me, cried the gold one, I'm shiny and bright,
I'm of great value and I do things just right.
My beauty and luster will outshine the rest
And for someone like You, Master, gold would be the best!
The Master passed on with no word at all;
He looked at a silver urn, narrow and tall;
I'll serve You, dear Master, I'll pour out Your wine
And I'll be at Your table whenever You dine,
My lines are so graceful, my carvings so true,
And my silver will always compliment You.
Unheeding the Master passed on to the brass,
It was widemouthed and shallow, and polished like glass.
Here! Here! cried the vessel, I know I will do,
Place me on Your table for all men to view.
Look at me, called the goblet of crystal so clear,
My transparency shows my contents so dear,
Though fragile am I, I will serve You with pride,
And I'm sure I'll be happy in Your house to abide.
The Master came next to a vessel of wood,
Polished and carved, it solidly stood.
You may use me, dear Master, the wooden bowl said,
But I'd rather You used me for fruit, not for bread!
Then the Master looked down and saw a vessel of clay.
Empty and broken it helplessly lay.
No hope had the vessel that the Master might choose,
To cleanse and make whole, to fill and to use.
Ah! This is the vessel I've been hoping to find,
I will mend and use it and make it all Mine.
I need not the vessel with pride of its self;
Nor the one who is narrow to sit on the shelf;
Nor the one who is bigmouthed and shallow and loud;
Nor one who displays his contents so proud;
Not the one who thinks he can do all things just right;
But this plain earthy vessel filled with My power and might.
Then gently He lifted the vessel of clay.
Mended and cleansed it and filled it that day.
Spoke to it kindly. There's work you must do,
Just pour out to others as I pour into you.
By Beulah V. Cornwall

Awesome!
Thanks!

[juggalo]

Yiago wrote:

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That is not what he said.
Science is a tool and can be used for good or bad. I could use a thick Bible to beat someone to death, does that make the Bible bad?

But you see ..they wouldn't be able to fit all that on a bumper sticker ..besides WAY too much common sense here you'll have to dumb it down a little for these folks to understand

[MirrorMan]

Amercian wrote:

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I wasn't calling science itself a religion, I meant that some speaks out on things and don't have hard evidence or proof but believe and say its facts when it really isn't. I was actually comparing their thoughts of science to a religion.

Fundamentalists rebuke hard evidence and fact because their faith has shown them the way.
Still, when they flip on a light switch, Their faith is not in Jesus, but in GE, Square D and KU.

[Vicky eversole]

I bought a house about 5weeks ago an there was 3 bibles in the house so I took them out in my front yard an burnt them an a few people the live next door called the police an lmfao I was listening to my scanner an I heard it all the police told the dispatcher that it's my yard I can burn paper if I want to well all the people next door an so on are scared to death they say I'm the devils helper 1 of them has moved an there's more 4-sale sighns up I'm 34yrs old an everybody around me is atleast 65+ an is real real big on going to church but there's nothing they can do I paid cash for my house here shortly besides me living in the city limits it's gonna be like living in the country betime everybody moves....lmfao I love this lil town....

[Apple At Cha]

The truth sets you free wrote:

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Oh so now you are comparing yourself with God. How presumptious!

Well, it IS the bible after all that initially makes that comparison by saying we were made in God's image.

So is the bible presumptious as well?

And how did those biblical authors know that, when no one has seen god's true form? And why wouldn't we be invisible if we were made in his image?

[Lmfao]

Lmfao wrote:

No god no god no god....,,,,,god sucks big huge c-ck intil he chokes then he turns it over to his angels an then they all share it mmmmmm ya they love to suck us.....

ya just what I said bump it up biotchs