Jesus, dude, get over yourself!<quoted text>
She's too good for you.
I don't want any of them; they'd cost way too much money, are probably lame and lazy in the sack, and besides, I'd much rather bend you over in the shower and spray my load all over your face.
I only watch 3tv for spanking material - Allah knows it's the worst news station in the area, if not in the US.
But you keep thinking highly about yourself - Allah knows you're all alone in that category.
Kiss, kiss you half-a-f*ckin F*G!!!
Have A Really Nice Day, F*cktard!