Sex With Farm Animals
BobEnglandYorksh ire

Phoenix, AZ

#1 Nov 5, 2011
I just had relations with a sheep and I have to say it was the best ever. Much easier than with a horse.
maggie

Austin, TX

#2 Nov 6, 2011
BobEnglandYorkshire wrote:
I just had relations with a sheep and I have to say it was the best ever. Much easier than with a horse.
Yes, Bob but the court still does not recognize a human=sheep union. You still are not legally married.
AlwaysEjaculatin g

United States

#3 Nov 6, 2011
Nothing beats the nubian milking goats, my uncle raises them for their goat milk, their vagina is the closes of all the animal kindom to the human female vagina, Ihave mounted several of the female in the herd, I know our Lord tells us in Leviticus not to lay with beasts, but when you are as ugly as me and with a sex drive like two teenagers on prom night, there is no hope.
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#4 Nov 6, 2011
AlwaysEjaculating wrote:
Nothing beats the nubian milking goats, my uncle raises them for their goat milk, their vagina is the closes of all the animal kindom to the human female vagina, Ihave mounted several of the female in the herd, I know our Lord tells us in Leviticus not to lay with beasts, but when you are as ugly as me and with a sex drive like two teenagers on prom night, there is no hope.
I heard the vagina of a black female was was closer to the human female vagina than any other animal. Have you ever tried one of those and if so, what do they smell like?
BobEnglandYorksh ire

Phoenix, AZ

#5 Nov 6, 2011
Why would anyone have sex with a black woman? Even black men would rather have a fat ugly white woman than a black woman.
allialref

Pasadena, CA

#7 Jan 30, 2014
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ali1234

Columbus, OH

#8 Mar 2, 2014
Sexsexsex

Since: Mar 14

Phoenix, AZ

#10 Mar 6, 2014
Jeremy Rand wrote:
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I will bag anything for an eight ball of tar!
shitt my guys got some fffiirre blck right now
bubba john

Erin, TN

#12 Mar 7, 2014
hear n tn we olways luv hour animals thay is bettur thin a wife

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