Who believes a man in a shower is a t...

Who believes a man in a shower is a threat to anyone?

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You are Not my Boss

Carnegie, PA

#1 Mar 3, 2013
I sure do not...
BobEngland

Evesham, UK

#3 Mar 4, 2013
My wife does, she was in the shower and got soap in her eyes whilst trying to find the towel she felt around her and a man penis was pushed into her hand and started rubbing up against her, she guessed it was me so give me a huge squeeze when she then tippled someone was wrong, I'm 8. 00 inches, and this gut was 4" inches and had dark hair and a bandit moustache she pretended not to be shocked and quietly called the Police, when they arrested him it it was a guy called 'Crassus, from Green Bay, Wisconsin'. Remember that name,''Crassus Red Dick Reindeer the Police called him, as he loves calling on female divorced homeowners in the week before Xmas. The Police said he's not dangerous and simply wants to be talked through his problems by naked females. He collect ladies underwear and ladies shoes.
well

London, KY

#4 Mar 4, 2013
vinnie the poo and the meter maid from ny.both don't.now jane the lip mitchel? she does.
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#5 Mar 5, 2013
BobEngland wrote:
My wife does, she was in the shower and got soap in her eyes whilst trying to find the towel she felt around her and a man penis was pushed into her hand and started rubbing up against her, she guessed it was me so give me a huge squeeze when she then tippled someone was wrong, I'm 8. 00 inches, and this gut was 4" inches and had dark hair and a bandit moustache she pretended not to be shocked and quietly called the Police, when they arrested him it it was a guy called 'Crassus, from Green Bay, Wisconsin'. Remember that name,''Crassus Red Dick Reindeer the Police called him, as he loves calling on female divorced homeowners in the week before Xmas. The Police said he's not dangerous and simply wants to be talked through his problems by naked females. He collect ladies underwear and ladies shoes.
Only part of the story is true. Bob's wife said I had the most perfect pea nuss she had ever seen. She was looking it in the eye while stroking. It was cocked and loaded. The load hit her face with such great force she was knocked out. Now she has a black eye. Bob needs to send his wife to a pea nuss safety course.
redeemer

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Mar 5, 2013
CRASSUS wrote:
<quoted text>Only part of the story is true. Bob's wife said I had the most perfect pea nuss she had ever seen. She was looking it in the eye while stroking. It was cocked and loaded. The load hit her face with such great force she was knocked out. Now she has a black eye. Bob needs to send his wife to a pea nuss safety course.
This qweer post his BS all over the country him and capt.crunch are gay nmle lovers!
BobEngland

Evesham, UK

#7 Mar 6, 2013
Crassus used too be an Hollywood film star and made a number of B movies. Then he got his lucky break when Boris Karloff (Frankenstein) retired and went back to England, allowing Crassus to take on some of his roles. The critics still speak with awe about how he played the role of a Death Row Prisoner looking at the world from his cell window and pondering over whether death was the final frontier. 2 hours before sundown he ordered a Big Mac, but Big Mac (who was reading Playboy in the death cell next door) refused to join him for a last minute gay-tryst and kissy-kissy get together.
maggie

San Antonio, TX

#8 Mar 9, 2013
Bob England has a prolapsed rec-tum.

“Casual Encounters”

Since: Feb 13

Greenfield, TN

#9 Mar 9, 2013
I have 3 inches hard...what can I do to make it bigger?
BobEngland

Evesham, UK

#10 Mar 9, 2013
WorldlyOne69 wrote:
I have 3 inches hard...what can I do to make it bigger?
Buy some Pygmy-Juice from AmazonJungleSupplies.Com , take 1 reaspoonful for 7 days, you will soon lose 3 foot in height, and your peins will appear bigger in proportion to the rest of your body.

“Casual Encounters”

Since: Feb 13

Greenfield, TN

#11 Apr 19, 2013
BobEngland wrote:
<quoted text>
Buy some Pygmy-Juice from AmazonJungleSupplies.Com , take 1 reaspoonful for 7 days, you will soon lose 3 foot in height, and your peins will appear bigger in proportion to the rest of your body.
willl do...thanks mate

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