Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

Full story: Hampton Roads Daily Press

A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
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Blanche

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Sep 25, 2008
 
Oh my god! They are charging this guy for that! Even if he didn't fan it it sounds like they still would of smelled it! Plus they don't pay rent so you have to kick them out! LOL. Gas passing gas is a natural thing! What a bunch of crap. Come on daily press you can't find anything better to write?

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Sep 25, 2008
 
He was charged with Drunk driving, not passing gas. The Officer probably wrote the part of him passing gas to show what a jerkk drunk driver he was to the judge. The article is written to make you think he was (charged) with farting when actually he was not.
Blanche wrote:
Oh my god! They are charging this guy for that! Even if he didn't fan it it sounds like they still would of smelled it! Plus they don't pay rent so you have to kick them out! LOL. Gas passing gas is a natural thing! What a bunch of crap. Come on daily press you can't find anything better to write?
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Sep 25, 2008
 

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this policeman needs to get a life. but you know he probably headed over to the local FOP to get wasted after work and then to all of our surprise....drove home

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Sep 25, 2008
 
Most drunks are jerks especially if he was driving while intoxicated....just cart his buttocks to jail. What a bunch of nonsense, DP must have another slow day, first the high prices of Red Lobster and Olive Garden; now this crap errrrr gas.
wise1ne

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Sep 25, 2008
 
LMAO, well i got a laugh at it!!!
AJay

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Sep 25, 2008
 
CartmanSP wrote:
He was charged with Drunk driving, not passing gas. The Officer probably wrote the part of him passing gas to show what a jerkk drunk driver he was to the judge. The article is written to make you think he was (charged) with farting when actually he was not.
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I read this article yesterday off Fox and the WV news station that reported it. They had a PDF of the paperwork.

This guy was indeed charged with battery (by gas) as a separate charge.

The complaint reads to the effect of the accused slid down the bench, passed gas, waved his hands around to move the offending odor to towards the officer, thereby interfering with (the officers) duties. This apparently meets WVA law of "making physical contact of an insulting or provoking nature..."

Heres the story: http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.h...

This is a pdf of the police complaint form:
http://media.graytvinc.com/documents/Cruz+Cri...

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Since: Jul 08

Newport News/Hampton, VA

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Sep 25, 2008
 
Is this gas gouging?
Methos

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Most drunks are jerks especially if he was driving while intoxicated....just cart his buttocks to jail. What a bunch of nonsense, DP must have another slow day, first the high prices of Red Lobster and Olive Garden; now this crap errrrr gas.
Hey...pull my finger.

LOL....sorry. ;o)
Methos

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Hey at least we all got a good laugh out of it.

Beats another shooting article.

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Sep 25, 2008
 
Methos wrote:
<quoted text>Hey...pull my finger.
LOL....sorry. ;o)
Watchit buster I'll sick my 2 bullie babbies on ya... they have been known to clear rooms! LoL !!!!!!
Gigi in VA

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Sep 25, 2008
 
Forget the guy was arrested for drunk driving. The fart has nothing to do with that. A fart is just a fart. We have all let one slip out from time time to time. Police stations usually don't smell like roses so I'm sure a little fart smell didn't kill anyone. Especially since the officer thought it was a hoot! Or should I say TOOT!! LOL....everyone loves a good fart story. In this day it is nice to read something funny when there is so much violence out there. I say.... FART ON!!! Let one rip and make someone smile today!!
TidewaterLiberta rian

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Sep 25, 2008
 
"I fart at thee."

--Ben Johnson, The Alchemist
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LOL LOL LOL!!! I know some cops that should be farted on! get a life!
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Sep 25, 2008
 
Whatever happened to "whoever smelt it, dealt it"?

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Sep 25, 2008
 
This is the funniest story ever.....farts are funny PERIOD!!! I would have died laughing if I could have witnessed that!!!

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Sep 25, 2008
 
I guess this guy never read any of the books written on this subject: "How to Fart", "Who to Fart At" (or, in this case, "Who NOT to Fart At"), and "How to Feel After You Fart".
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Newbie in NN wrote:
<quoted text>Watchit buster I'll sick my 2 bullie babbies on ya... they have been known to clear rooms! LoL !!!!!!
Have ya ever seen one of the toot and turn around like...."What the heck was that"?

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Sep 25, 2008
 
Hey put a cork in it...maybe not, then he'd be charged with discharging a gas propelled weapon...

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Sep 25, 2008
 
Methos wrote:
<quoted text>Have ya ever seen one of the toot and turn around like...."What the heck was that"?
No but I've caught them sniffing the air after.. LoL
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Sep 25, 2008
 
CartmanSP wrote:
He was charged with Drunk driving, not passing gas. The Officer probably wrote the part of him passing gas to show what a jerkk drunk driver he was to the judge. The article is written to make you think he was (charged) with farting when actually he was not.
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Fart is not a nice word, you should use "poot" or "mousie"

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