South Park Town Meeting episode

South Park Town Meeting episode

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Carmen

South Amboy, NJ

#1 Oct 11, 2013
South Park North Adams MA .

Setting _ Town hall meeting south Park MA USA
The mayor introduces
Randy the town Scientist
The problem south parks school budget has gotten out of control due to crimes committed at the school.
Randy has come up with a plan to keep the school from getting broken into at night and during the day students who use the facilities during school hours are stealing pens and pencils chalk and other school property.

A local group of sex offender supports on Motorcycle who do charity work for the community and get along well with the Mayor have volunteered to watch the school at night. They will use the school as a club house to raise money for sex offenders at night AND by Day they will strip search all the students , They will even do Cavity searches of every child to ensure Pencils and pens will not be walking out the school with the Children.

Chef stands up to speak for the children as the children do not want to striped and cavity searched everday or at all by the Sex offenders support on Motorcycles .

The Mayor has the police Chief drag Chef who is screaming and yelling and remove him from the Town meeting .

The mayor tells the anxious parents that to ensure the children's well being a famous sex offending Motorcycle club with Decades and decades and decades of experience working with Children will over look the Hole Operation and even Film every childs Cavity search to assure there are no laws being broken .

The Sex offenders group vowed to show the tape of the cavity searched Children all over the world so everyone can see no laws are being broke and the child's rights are not abused .

The crowd now understanding the Mayor's point agree Randy's Idea is Just Dandy .

Randy has been picked on and placed on the shoulders of the members from the sex offenders on motorcycles gang shoulders as the crowd Cheers Randy Randy Randy

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