Portland | $879,000
Stunning condo in the heart of the East End. Completely renovated with highest end finishes, featured in a national magazine.
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#1 Jul 11, 2014
ahh yes, just think about it: almost a million dollars, and in your newly painted kitchen one looks out through window sashes as old as the bldg, no insulation in the walls, etc... but at night just imagine yourself sitting on the deck with a cocktail and your closest friends comiserating about what a hard day it was at the office and how beautiful the view is, how great the drinks taste, how cool you truly are etc, when a zepher coming nnw comes wafting over your friends and then you will truly know how truly uncool you are..guess why? you can't? ok, i'll let you know; PORTLAND'S LITTLE SECRET: THE SETTLING TANKS AT THE PORTLAND SEWAGE TREATMENT CENTER, just a quick three minute walk from your kitchen table...i'm sure the tax assessor didn't discount your taxes just because you need to breathe oxygen; after all Poorkland needs your money to pay the zillions of unneeded city workers who derive such pleasure from your paycheck and those of your neighbors and do nothing in return. Welcome to the Portland door mat, you finally made it: you live here. wheeeew, what the hell is that smell.. ciao.
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