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FOOL

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Two cannibals are walking through the forest and find a dead clown. They cook the clown and begin eating it. One cannibal asks the other "Dos ths taste FUNNY to you?" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Tie Kobb

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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Dos? wow, it never ends
Foole

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Tie Kobb wrote:
Dos? wow, it never ends
That's funny, it seems that I mis-spelled FOOLE as well. I must have "DROPS E" or maybe "DYS ENTER E". I hope it's a treatable "DIS EEs". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
Tie Kobb

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Foole wrote:
<quoted text>That's funny, it seems that I mis-spelled FOOLE as well. I must have "DROPS E" or maybe "DYS ENTER E". I hope it's a treatable "DIS EEs". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
don't get all butt hurt..not your fault you cant comprehend the English language. We all understand the childhood you had and what your relatives did to you. Hope the therapy is working for you. Good Luck.
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Tie Kobb wrote:
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don't get all butt hurt..not your fault you cant comprehend the English language. We all understand the childhood you had and what your relatives did to you. Hope the therapy is working for you. Good Luck.
Thank you. It's not easy and I appreciate your understanding that this is part of the therapy my shrink suggested. I don't know if it's working yet, but anything's worth a shot at this point. I told my shrink I have recurring dreams about being a wigwam and a teepee. He told me I'm too tense, "TWO TENTS". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
Tie Kobb

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okay, that was kind of funny. Keep working on the jokes, i hear Letterman might be needing a new writer, although you might want to follow current events
Foole

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A woman is sitting at the bar when a man comes in with a duck and sits down next to her. The man gets a shot for himself and one for the duck. The duck drinks the shot, jumps up on the bar, waddles over to the woman and starts flapping it's wings and quacking wildly, then goes back and sits down. As the woman is staring at the duck, the man asks, "What's the matter, you never saw a pig drunk at the bar before?" The woman replies, "Excuse me sir, but that is a duck." The man then turns to her and says, "Excuse me, miss, I was talking to the duck." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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I love how a simple mis-typed/mis-spelled word is somehow an indicator that you don't understand the language! The language you're using to communicate with right now!
Does it ever occur in these instances of Internet Grammar Fascism that the very fact that you know what the person was attempting to spell/say means that not only do they have a firm grasp of language (At least enough to communicate) but that through the wonders of the human mind we are all able to decipher the very simple mistake and make sense of the sentence. We have a very beautiful, complex but understandable language which has developed us above the animal kingdom over thousadns of years and I think maybe we should appreciate it more instead of slamming anyone who misses out a letter in a word.

Aynawy, scisetnits dcovisered taht ptrety mcuh no mteatr how bdlay a wrod is sellped if msot of the leterts are in pacle the woendrs of the hmaun mnid wlil siltl be albe to diphecer it.

It takes a little longer to read but we are truly remarkable creatures.

Apparently ducks are getting pretty wise too though...
Foole

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May 5, 2013
 
I Like I Like Spike wrote:
I love how a simple mis-typed/mis-spelled word is somehow an indicator that you don't understand the language! The language you're using to communicate with right now!
Does it ever occur in these instances of Internet Grammar Fascism that the very fact that you know what the person was attempting to spell/say means that not only do they have a firm grasp of language (At least enough to communicate) but that through the wonders of the human mind we are all able to decipher the very simple mistake and make sense of the sentence. We have a very beautiful, complex but understandable language which has developed us above the animal kingdom over thousadns of years and I think maybe we should appreciate it more instead of slamming anyone who misses out a letter in a word.
Aynawy, scisetnits dcovisered taht ptrety mcuh no mteatr how bdlay a wrod is sellped if msot of the leterts are in pacle the woendrs of the hmaun mnid wlil siltl be albe to diphecer it.
It takes a little longer to read but we are truly remarkable creatures.
Apparently ducks are getting pretty wise too though...
I recently saw an article about this. It showed a paragraph that had been entirely misspelled, but the first and last letters of all the words were left intact. Pretty cool stuff.
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Two cannibals kill a guy, and decide they are going to eat him! One says to the other, "How do you want to eat him"? The other cannibal says, I know, we'll each start at a foot and eat upwards! O. K. says the other cannibal! A few minutes go by and one says to the other, "How ya doin over there"? The other cannibal says, I'm havin a ball" The first cannibal says, "Slow down, You're eatin too fast"!
Foole

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May 7, 2013
 
Trash Talker wrote:
Two cannibals kill a guy, and decide they are going to eat him! One says to the other, "How do you want to eat him"? The other cannibal says, I know, we'll each start at a foot and eat upwards! O. K. says the other cannibal! A few minutes go by and one says to the other, "How ya doin over there"? The other cannibal says, I'm havin a ball" The first cannibal says, "Slow down, You're eatin too fast"!
Funny, funny, funny! I like it. Good job!
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I saw my shrink today because I've been having a strange reaction when I drink coffee. When I told him that every time I try to take a drink, I get a sharp pain in my eye, he said, "Try taking the spoon out of the cup." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
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It's nice to see something funny here. You are hilarious, keep the jokes coming.
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A guy brings a giraffe into a bar and gets it so drunk it passes out under the pool table. When the bar is closing the man goes to leave and the bartender stops him and says "hey you can't just leave that lyin' under there!" The man looks him square in the eye and says "It's not a lion, It's a giraffe!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
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May 21, 2013
 
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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DID YOU KNOW.........

That in some towns of upstate new York and Vermont it's AGAINST THE LAW to feed your cattle from a ROUND Hay Bale?????

WHY??????

Cow's aren't getting A SQUARE MEAL!!!!!!

WHY did the arithmetic book go to the psychiatrist????

BECAUSE IT HAS TOO MANY PROBLEMS!!!
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tshadowknows06 wrote:
DID YOU KNOW.........
That in some towns of upstate new York and Vermont it's AGAINST THE LAW to feed your cattle from a ROUND Hay Bale?????
WHY??????
Cow's aren't getting A SQUARE MEAL!!!!!!
WHY did the arithmetic book go to the psychiatrist????
BECAUSE IT HAS TOO MANY PROBLEMS!!!
Funny! My psychiatrist was showing me ink blots and asking me what they made me think of. The first one, I said, reminded me of sex, the second one, same thing, sex, the third, fourth and fifth too. Finally he stopped and said " You're obsessed with sex." I said, " ME?... You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

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