What is there to do here?

[sunshine]

Place a bit depressing for middle age folks.. Everybody drunk or high, or they are just too damn old..

[seek and you shall find]

Take up golf,
read the local paper for events,
join one of the Elks or Moose clubs.
Hit the beaches.
Volunteer.

[Duck Fast]

If your over 65 you can wait for the police to force their way into your home without a warrant and then arrest you for battery for not letting them in by trying to shut the door.
The NPPD is always good for some suprise excitement when you least expect it.
Such as starting bar fights and then battering civilians, abandoning woman and children along the road just out of spite and they like to come to work stoned out of their minds on pain killers.

[john]

good thing to do here is to pack up and leave