Merry Christmas to all you happy holiday dummies!!!

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American Patriot

Ballwin, MO

#1 Dec 7, 2012
I'm sick of the happy holiday crap! What holiday do 97% of Americans celebrate this time of year? That's right, Christmas. You dummies have fun opening your holiday presents, while sitting around your holiday tree, listening to your holiday music, and preparing your holiday dinner. I'll be remembering Christ as usual, and praying for the souls of misguided idiots who have taken control of this once great country.
Word

Qulin, MO

#2 Dec 7, 2012
Have fun putting up your Pagan tree and hanging your stockings for the patron saint of prostitutes. #douche
American Patriot

Ballwin, MO

#3 Dec 7, 2012
Word wrote:
Have fun putting up your Pagan tree and hanging your stockings for the patron saint of prostitutes.#douche
have fun fingering your butthole in your parents basement commie!!!
ignorance is a blister

Kansas City, MO

#4 Dec 7, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
I'm sick of the happy holiday crap! What holiday do 97% of Americans celebrate this time of year? That's right, Christmas. You dummies have fun opening your holiday presents, while sitting around your holiday tree, listening to your holiday music, and preparing your holiday dinner. I'll be remembering Christ as usual, and praying for the souls of misguided idiots who have taken control of this once great country.
Spoken like a genuine follower of Christ. God bless you.
Word

Qulin, MO

#5 Dec 7, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
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have fun fingering your butthole in your parents basement commie!!!
Spoken like a genuine follower of Christ. God bless you.
American Patriot

Sikeston, MO

#6 Dec 7, 2012
Word wrote:
<quoted text>Spoken like a genuine follower of Christ. God bless you.
lucky for you Christ has patience for people like you. But I don't!!! I wish I could be more Christ like, but I struggle with it. It it was up to me, I'd give people like you a nasty rash every Christmas.
Word

Qulin, MO

#7 Dec 7, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
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lucky for you Christ has patience for people like you. But I don't!!! I wish I could be more Christ like, but I struggle with it. It it was up to me, I'd give people like you a nasty rash every Christmas.
Punishing people who don't belive the same as you? Seems pretty christlike to me.
ignorance is a blister

United States

#8 Dec 7, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
<quoted text>lucky for you Christ has patience for people like you. But I don't!!! I wish I could be more Christ like, but I struggle with it. It it was up to me, I'd give people like you a nasty rash every Christmas.
So, you believe in Him, but ignore everything He taught? I'm sure that will turn out well.

Since: Apr 10

St. Louis, MO

#9 Dec 7, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
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lucky for you Christ has patience for people like you. But I don't!!! I wish I could be more Christ like, but I struggle with it. It it was up to me, I'd give people like you a nasty rash every Christmas.
And folks like you wonder why people get the hell outta the Bluff as fast as they can grow up.
Sheesh!
poor guy

Quitman, AR

#10 Dec 7, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
I'm sick of the happy holiday crap! What holiday do 97% of Americans celebrate this time of year? That's right, Christmas. You dummies have fun opening your holiday presents, while sitting around your holiday tree, listening to your holiday music, and preparing your holiday dinner. I'll be remembering Christ as usual, and praying for the souls of misguided idiots who have taken control of this once great country.
I would invite you to celebrate xmas with my family...but we already have a crapper!
Easter Bunny

Greenbrier, AR

#13 Dec 7, 2012
While we're on the subject of religious rituals, where did the Easter bunny come from?
Warren Peace

Waxahachie, TX

#14 Dec 7, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
I'm sick of the happy holiday crap!.
Americans have been saying "Happy Holidays" for decades.


Written by: Irving Berlin


Happy Holiday
Happy holiday,

While the merry bells keep ringing
May your every wish come true

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you

(If your burdened down with trouble)
(If your nerves a wearing thin)
(Park your load down the road)
(And come to Holiday Inn)

If the traffic noise affects you
Like a squeaky violin
Kick your cares down the stairs
Come to Holiday Inn
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bing_crosb... ]
(If you can't find someone who)
(Will set your heart a-whirl)
(Take your car and motor to)
(The home of boy meets girl)

If you're laid-up with a breakdown
Throw away your vitamin
(Don't get worse), grab your nurse
And come to Holiday Inn

(Happy holiday, happy holiday)
(While the merry bells are ringin')
(May your every wish come true)

(Happy holiday, happy holiday)
(May the calendar keep bringin')
(Happy holidays to you)

Happy holiday, happy holiday)
While the merry bells keep ringin'
May your every wish come true

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringin'
Happy holidays to you.
better idea

Poplar Bluff, MO

#15 Dec 8, 2012
There is no place for jesus in Xmas.
really

Bonne Terre, MO

#16 Dec 8, 2012
Merry Christmas and quit being so stupid!!!
Jesus is the reason for the season!!!
American Patriot

United States

#17 Dec 8, 2012
Easter Bunny wrote:
While we're on the subject of religious rituals, where did the Easter bunny come from?
the Easter bunny isn't real dummy, and neither is santa clause. And guess what else ? Neither have anything to do with the true meaning of Christmas or Easter!! Merry Christmas stoop.
American Patriot

United States

#18 Dec 8, 2012
Warren Peace wrote:
<quoted text>Americans have been saying "Happy Holidays" for decades.


Written by: Irving Berlin


Happy Holiday
Happy holiday,

While the merry bells keep ringing
May your every wish come true

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you

(If your burdened down with trouble)
(If your nerves a wearing thin)
(Park your load down the road)
(And come to Holiday Inn)

If the traffic noise affects you
Like a squeaky violin
Kick your cares down the stairs
Come to Holiday Inn
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bing_crosb... ]
(If you can't find someone who)
(Will set your heart a-whirl)
(Take your car and motor to)
(The home of boy meets girl)

If you're laid-up with a breakdown
Throw away your vitamin
(Don't get worse), grab your nurse
And come to Holiday Inn

(Happy holiday, happy holiday)
(While the merry bells are ringin')
(May your every wish come true)

(Happy holiday, happy holiday)
(May the calendar keep bringin')
(Happy holidays to you)

Happy holiday, happy holiday)
While the merry bells keep ringin'
May your every wish come true

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringin'
Happy holidays to you.
sounds like a commercial for the holiday inn. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
guestola

Saint Louis, MO

#19 Dec 8, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
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lucky for you Christ has patience for people like you. But I don't!!! I wish I could be more Christ like, but I struggle with it. It it was up to me, I'd give people like you a nasty rash every Christmas.
Sad lonely person,you prolly have a mouse for a pet, and he is only alive because mice cant commit suicide or run away from home. you sad person.
American Patriot

Sikeston, MO

#20 Dec 8, 2012
guestola wrote:
<quoted text>Sad lonely person,you prolly have a mouse for a pet, and he is only alive because mice cant commit suicide or run away from home. you sad person.
your mother is sad, for raising a turd like you!! Merry Christmas.
guestola

Saint Louis, MO

#21 Dec 8, 2012
American Patriot wrote:
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your mother is sad, for raising a turd like you!! Merry Christmas.
AAWWW you poor man. Have to resort to 3rd grade wise cracks about mothers.May the Internet be your best friend.Even the Grinch had a Heart.I truely hope you have not conceived a child in this world.
I know jesus

Poplar Bluff, MO

#22 Dec 8, 2012
Jesus would break into stables at night, and perform oral sex on the horses.

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